How does Minnesota hit?

[patterson4president]

never underestimate the twinkies and their farm system. they will be three-peating in the a.l. central this year. They do it quietley, but they do it. Mauer and Lecroy go down, hello Blanco!!

[Bloody Nipples]

The key to their success..... Lew Ford. He has an OPS of over 1.200.

[LBJackal]

I hope to god it doesnt go like this.
Scooter: Hi kids, Im a talking baseball. A fastball goes fast and straight. A curveball curves. A slider slides. A changeup, ummmm changes. Knuckleballs , wellll they knuckle ummmk. Dont even get me started on a slurve. Now lets all go watch Barney, ok kids.
So this Scooter thing sounds very insulting to anyone with any bit of baseball knowledge then. I hate it already.

Sadly, that's almost EXACTLY what Scooter says. I can't believe I'm referring to "him" as a real person now