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Postby Madison » Wed Apr 14, 2004 9:14 pm

Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon?

What do chickens think we taste like?

What do you call a male ladybug?

What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man?

When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

When they first invented the clock, how did they know what time it was
to set it to?

If a cow laughs really hard, will milk come out of its nose?

Which is the other side of the street?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

If someone was addicted to therapy, how would you cure them?

Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?
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Re: Random odd thoughts

Postby KPucks » Wed Apr 14, 2004 9:19 pm

Madison wrote:

Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?


Living in a tourist city in Virginia and working at the beach, I have pondered this question often.
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Postby Los Angeles Cubs » Wed Apr 14, 2004 9:43 pm

"Why didnt he shoot the deputy?"
Go Cubs!
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Re: Random odd thoughts

Postby la dodgers » Wed Apr 14, 2004 10:48 pm

Madison wrote:

If a cow laughs really hard, will milk come out of its nose


that is a very good ?
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Re: Random odd thoughts

Postby DieHardCubbie » Thu Apr 15, 2004 12:58 am

Madison wrote:

Which is the other side of the street?


Dang...I about got run over trying to figure that one out.... :-b

Nice ones Madison.... ;-D
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Postby Mookie4ever » Thu Apr 15, 2004 9:23 am

How do you know when you are out of invisible ink?

How do you know when sour cream goes bad? What would you call it?
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Postby Madison » Thu Apr 15, 2004 10:44 am

Mookie4ever wrote:How do you know when you are out of invisible ink?

How do you know when sour cream goes bad? What would you call it?


Lol. :-b
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Postby RedsRebirth » Thu Apr 15, 2004 12:07 pm

My old favorite,
"Why do we park on a driveway and drive on the parkway?"
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