What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man?
When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
When they first invented the clock, how did they know what time it was to set it to?
If a cow laughs really hard, will milk come out of its nose?
Which is the other side of the street?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
If someone was addicted to therapy, how would you cure them?
Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?
Yes doctor, I am sick. Sick of those who are spineless. Sick of those who feel self-entitled. Sick of those who are hypocrites. Yes doctor, an army is forming. Yes doctor, there will be a war. Yes doctor, there will be blood.....
Dang...I about got run over trying to figure that one out....
Nice ones Madison....
[b]Useless Trivia of the day[/b]
England's Worcester Canoe Club set the world record for paddling a hand-propelled bathtub. The 25 man team covered a distance of 55 miles, 425 yards in 24 hours on September 28 and 29, 1979.
Mookie4ever wrote:How do you know when you are out of invisible ink?
How do you know when sour cream goes bad? What would you call it?
Lol.
Yes doctor, I am sick. Sick of those who are spineless. Sick of those who feel self-entitled. Sick of those who are hypocrites. Yes doctor, an army is forming. Yes doctor, there will be a war. Yes doctor, there will be blood.....
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by Madison » Wed Apr 14, 2004 9:14 pm 
