I'm Pregnant - Fantasy Baseball Cafe 2014 Fantasy Baseball Cafe
100% Deposit Bonus for Cafe Members!

Return to General Talk

I'm Pregnant

Moderator: Baseball Moderators

I'm Pregnant

Postby Andy1234 » Fri Apr 09, 2004 3:15 am

A blonde came running up to her husband in the driveway as he came home from work. She said, "Honey, I have some really great news for you!"
The husband said, "Great, tell me why you're so happy!" "I'm pregnant!" she shouted.

He said, "That's wonderful! I couldn't be happier!"

Then, she said, "Oh, Honey, wait, there's more!" He asked, "What do you mean 'more'?"

She said, "Well, we aren't having just one baby, we are going to have TWINS! Amazed, he asked her how she knew.

She said, "Well, that was the easy part. I went to Wal-Mart and bought the twin-pack Home Pregnancy Test kit" and BOTH tests came out positive!"
I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. -Crash Davis

Stewie : [watching a baseball game] Why does that man drop his club before he runs? I would bring it with me!
Andy1234
Major League Manager
Major League Manager

User avatar
Sweet 16 Survivor
Posts: 2062
Joined: 24 Sep 2003
Home Cafe: Baseball

Postby cwebb » Fri Apr 09, 2004 6:32 am

Errm, I wouldn't want Twins... ;-)
cwebb
Bouncer
Bouncer

User avatar
Fantasy ExpertCafe WriterEagle EyePick 3 Weekly Winner
Posts: 1106
Joined: 4 Jan 2002
Home Cafe: Football
Location: in scoring position

Postby Rapps5 » Fri Apr 09, 2004 1:17 pm

haha, thats good
Rapps5
Minor League Mentor
Minor League Mentor

User avatar

Posts: 807
Joined: 6 Mar 2003
Home Cafe: Baseball

Postby DK » Fri Apr 09, 2004 2:27 pm

Blondes... :-b
Image
DK
Hall of Fame Hero
Hall of Fame Hero

User avatar
CafeholicCafe WriterCafe RankerMock(ing) DrafterEagle Eye
Posts: 9533
Joined: 22 Mar 2003
Home Cafe: Baseball
Location: on deck

Postby Zito is God » Fri Apr 09, 2004 5:05 pm

:-)
Image

Sean Tracey has my apologies, we all know Ozzie Guillen is an idiot. I'm rooting for you!
Zito is God
General Manager
General Manager

User avatar
Cafe WriterPick 3 Weekly Winner
Posts: 4169
Joined: 11 Mar 2004
Home Cafe: Baseball
Location: Secretly advising Cashman.

Postby sinnlos26 » Fri Apr 09, 2004 6:59 pm

:-D
PITTSBURGH!
sinnlos26 Beginner
Softball Supervisor
Softball Supervisor

User avatar

Posts: 48
Joined: 9 Feb 2004
Home Cafe: Football
Location: im an introvert; i am nowhere

Postby DieHardCubbie » Sat Apr 10, 2004 12:12 am

cwebb wrote:Errm, I wouldn't want Twins... ;-)



We wouldn't want one...but Twins.... :-P

Nice one Andy... ;-D
[b]Useless Trivia of the day[/b]

England's Worcester Canoe Club set the world record for paddling a hand-propelled bathtub. The 25 man team covered a distance of 55 miles, 425 yards in 24 hours on September 28 and 29, 1979.
DieHardCubbie
Hall of Fame Hero
Hall of Fame Hero

User avatar
Fantasy ExpertMock(ing) DrafterEagle EyeInnovative MemberPick 3 Weekly Winner
Posts: 13084
Joined: 13 Feb 2003
Home Cafe: Baseball
Location: floating around on the 3rd rock

Postby Madison » Sun Apr 11, 2004 9:42 pm

Lol. :-b
Yes doctor, I am sick.
Sick of those who are spineless.
Sick of those who feel self-entitled.
Sick of those who are hypocrites.
Yes doctor, an army is forming.
Yes doctor, there will be a war.
Yes doctor, there will be blood.....
Madison
Mod in Retirement
Mod in Retirement

User avatar
ExecutiveEditorCafeholicFantasy ExpertCafe WriterCafe RankerMock(ing) DrafterEagle EyeCafe SpotterInnovative MemberCafe MusketeerPick 3 ChampionMatchup Meltdown SurvivorLucky Ladders Weekly Winner
Posts: 53856
(Past Year: 1)
Joined: 29 Apr 2003
Home Cafe: Baseball
Location: Taking Souls...

Postby kentx12 » Sun Apr 11, 2004 11:25 pm

:-? lol. cute
Image

There will come a day when Barry Bonds leaves baseball, and everything about the game will be the better for it.
kentx12
Mod in Retirement
Mod in Retirement

User avatar
CafeholicFantasy ExpertCafe RankerMock(ing) DrafterCafe MusketeerPick 3 Weekly WinnerSweet 16 SurvivorLucky Ladders Weekly Winner
Posts: 17435
(Past Year: 2)
Joined: 8 Dec 2002
Home Cafe: Baseball
Location: Lost

Postby demoflauchy » Sun Apr 11, 2004 11:37 pm

good one
[url]textandmac.com[/url]
[url]pokerandcoffee.blogspot.com[/url]
...........................
demoflauchy
Major League Manager
Major League Manager


Posts: 1449
Joined: 9 May 2003
Home Cafe: Baseball
Location: nowhere's ville

Next

Return to General Talk

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: unioreimi and 5 guests

cron
Forums Articles & Tips Sleepers Rankings Leagues


Today's Games
Tuesday, Oct. 21
(All times are EST, weather icons show forecast for game time)

San Francisco at Kansas City
(8:07 pm)

  • Fantasy Baseball
  • Article Submissions
  • Privacy Statement
  • Site Survey 
  • Contact