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Postby Andy1234 » Wed Apr 07, 2004 11:20 pm

Dear Spike,
I have been unable to sleep since I forced my daughter to break off her engagement to you. Will you forgive and forget? I was much too sensitive about your mohawk, tattoo, and pierced nose. I now realize motorcycles aren't really that dangerous, and I really should not have reacted the way I did to the fact that you have never held a job. I am sure, too, that some other very nice people live under the bridge in the park.

Sure, my daughter is only 17 and wants to marry you instead of going to Harvard on a full ride scholarship. After all, you can't learn everything about life from books. I sometimes forget how backward I can be. I was wrong. I was a fool. I have now come to my senses and you have my full blessing to marry my daughter.

Sincerely,

Your future father-in-law

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Postby Madison » Thu Apr 08, 2004 12:28 am

Lmao! :-D
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Postby jumpman8288 » Thu Apr 08, 2004 1:43 am

Very good! ;-D
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Postby DieHardCubbie » Thu Apr 08, 2004 1:50 am

Sold you daughter for what.... :-? ...OH ..money... :-b

Nice..... B-)
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