My team (Granderson, Stanton, Kinsler, Lawrie, Morrow, McCarthy) is a walking MASH unit and I haven't been able to muster much offense for the last month or so.
FINALLY I see some signs of life today from my team tonight. Things are turning around, right?
My opponent has Kyle Seager AND Paul Goldschmidt. TWO grand slams in ONE night. As of this writing, his weekly slash line is:
13 R, 9 HR, 26(!) RBI, 0 Steals, .337 OBP
He would have had 4 homers today and 10 on the week so far, but he had Hafner on the bench.
I'm quitting baseball.