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Postby Fantasy Sports Genie » Tue May 14, 2013 6:08 pm

I'm finding that while my pitching is strong this season, my hitting is dragging me down. I think I could fix the problem if only I could figure out where to buy a Michael Kors handbag, but I just can't seem to track one down. Can anyone help?
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Re: How to balance my roster WHIR omg

Postby bigh0rt » Tue May 14, 2013 6:13 pm

I bought my girlfriend a Michael Kors bag for Christmas.
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My solution: Trade Cingrani, stat. What do you mean you didn't post your roster? Wat.
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Re: How to balance my roster WHIR omg

Postby daullaz » Wed May 15, 2013 9:51 am

Fantasy Sports Genie wrote:I'm finding that while my pitching is strong this season, my hitting is dragging me down. I think I could fix the problem if only I could figure out where to buy a Michael Kors handbag, but I just can't seem to track one down. Can anyone help?


Step 1: Get in a Nippon fantasy league, because those Mandarin posts are quite helpful.
Step 2: Send $8,300 to me via cashier's check, because I went vacationing in Europe and got mugged.
Step 3: OK, now a Nigerian prince has kidnapped me, but he'll release me for $8,300, and he'll cut you in on the profits when he comes to power.
Step 4: V 1 @ G R A
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Re: How to balance my roster WHIR omg

Postby bigh0rt » Wed May 15, 2013 9:52 am

Why can't I add Michael Kors to my NA roster?
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Re: How to balance my roster WHIR omg

Postby J35J » Wed May 15, 2013 10:20 am

bigh0rt wrote:Why can't I add Michael Kors to my NA roster?


I'm almost certain that Michael guy hit 3 home runs in 1 game before....I could be misremembering though.
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Re: How to balance my roster WHIR omg

Postby wrveres » Wed May 15, 2013 7:45 pm

when i become king, anybody that spends 300 bucks on a bag, gets the guillotine.
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Re: How to balance my roster WHIR omg

Postby AussieDodger » Thu May 16, 2013 7:56 pm

Did you know you can work from home and get up to $8300 a week?
All you need is a computer and an email address

To find out how, send your credit card details to whyisntmichaelcoorsinyahoo@yahoo.com
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