I got an idea. Throw the best hitter ever a fastball right down the middle immediately after a conference on the mound.
He was looking fastball all the way. They had an empty base, why did they give him anything to hit?
Thanks to that pitch, I lost a win (Oswalt) and a save (Dotel). To make matters worse, I have Berkman and Kent (combined 0 for 5) and my opponent has frigging Bonds (3 for 3, 2R, HR, 3RBI). Shouldn't have watched this stupid game. I'm so pissed I probably won't sleep. <img src=/forums/images/smiles/kiss.gif>
Oh well. I guess there's always tomorrow.