Yes doctor, I am sick. Sick of those who are spineless. Sick of those who feel self-entitled. Sick of those who are hypocrites. Yes doctor, an army is forming. Yes doctor, there will be a war. Yes doctor, there will be blood.....
Happy holidays, all! The highlight of my Christmas was my dad and I making fun of my brother for paying $70 (including tip) to get his hair cut at a salon, then badgering him to take off his hat, only to have his hair look more ridiculous than any hair ever when he did, and everyone almost pee their pants laughing at him. I literally fell out of my chair I was laughing so hard. It was only my brother, his wife, my wife, me and my parents at the time, so I didn't feel too bad, and I suppose you had to be there, but it was probably the funniest 10 minutes I've had in the last year.