Just some funny things I've caught on the twitter recently...
Jordan Bastian @MLBastian
Luke Scott doubles for Rays in 7th. Once again, here's the Fluke Scott update: Dating back to 6/2, 14-30 vs. Tribe; 0-41 vs. everyone else.
JJ Cooper @jjcoop36
Bryce Harper is younger than anyone in both Triple-A leagues, two Double-A leagues and the high Class A Cal Lg
Lord Melkington @baycityball
Carlos Zambrano, in 740 career PA, has 268 total bases; Emmanuel Burriss, in 788 career PA, has 191 total bases.