i dont think its April Fools because this site doesnt look like fun and games...
heres what it says...
Texas will be looking to acquire a young starting pitcher, like Scott Kazmir, who could become the team's ace of the future. Jose Reyes would be a cheaper alternative to play shortop. Kazmir would lose some value pitching in Texas, with Reyes gaining way more value hitting in Arlington.
Desperate for another big bat, Soriano would most likely play outfield for the Mets. His value would take a bit of a dive hitting in pitcher-friendly Shea and returning to the New York spotlight. While the Mets don't want to move Kazmir, they don't want to give up on Reyes just yet either. If they are serious about acquiring Soriano, the Mets must part ways with one of their young stars.