I've never made one of these but I thought I'd give it a shot.
News, Notes, and Nonsense:
The San Francisco Giants had a whopping 15 hits and 14 runs to beat the Miami Marlins. Melky Cabrera went 3/5 with 4 RBIs. The only good thing Bochy has done was get this guy and Angel Pagan, who also threw in 4 RBIs on 2 hits. Giancarlo Stanton went 3/5 going yard once off Vogelsong, who had another quality start, yet is only owned by 54% of Yahoo. Seriously.
Even more impressive, the San Diego Padres scored 11 runs on 18 hits.
Verlander held the Indians to 2 runs over 8 but couldn't get the run support to notch a win.
Logan Ondrusek was called on for the save, but only because Aroldis had pitched the previous two days.
Justin Morneau had 2 bombs, doing his best Allen Craig imitation before he hits the DL again. Konerko responded with a homerun of his own and De Aza hit a grand slam.
Phil Humber couldn't get through 5 innings going 4.1 marked for 5 earned runs.
Carlos Beltran continues to be red hot.
Pujols hit a bomb with Trout on base, Trout has proven that he doesn't need Pujols to hit but Pujols may be liking Trout.
I hope I didn't miss anything
KC: Chen (3-4, 4.17) BAL: Hammel (5-1, 3.12)
CHC: Dempster (0-2, 2.28) PIT: Burnett, AJ (2-2, 4.78)
TB: Cobb (1-0, 2.57) BOS: Lester (3-3, 3.95)
COL: Friedrich (1-1, 5.00) CIN: Cueto (5-1, 1.97)
TOR: Morrow (5-2, 2.63) TEX: Holland, D (3-3, 4.27)
I traded Josh Johnson for Tim Lincecum in one league and today we are H2H with opposing pitchers facing each other. I'm down a win so Timmy winning would be huge. Other than that I have Morrow and he's mad about getting 5ER added to his ERA the other day and is going to K 17 tonight on two hits.
Ooh almost missed Kershaw at the end there. Got him on a few teams I'm tanking BA in.
Team Izzy C Mauer 1 E5 2 Cano 3 ARam S Rollins CI LaRoche MI Altuve O Melky, Pagan, Morse, Hunter, Ruggiano SP Lee, Fister, Estrada, McCarthy, Lohse RP Chapman, Jansen, Frieri, Fujikawa Bench 1 Hart S Cabrera O Eaton U Ortiz P Marcum P Miller P Fernandez
Trotting Holland and Hudson today, desperate for 2 QS and 2 Ws, cause my opponent's team is just going off this week, and I'm trailing. He has 3 starts left, I have 5, so a lot of baseball left to be played.