To answer your guys questions, yes, it is a very shallow league. The commissioner is a buddy of mine, and while he did a more traditional fantasy roster last year, it proved to be too much for the fantasy casuals in the league and half of them quit. So this year, he went for a very simplified roster that didn't require much player management, which everybody was in agreement with.
But yeah, back to the issue at hand. The shallowness of our rosters is why those aforementioned players are available, and as you can see from my lineup, it's tough to drop anybody for another 2B other than Phillips himself.
...and for those who are curious, I have Hardy in my utility slot because (1) Young is ice cold, (2) LeHair hitting against Halladay, and (3) Dunn is hitting against a good lefty in Wilson. Craig, as you can see, is day-to-day.