rotoquest wrote:Please post some observations that you feel are notable.
how about a few facts:
1. Curtis Granderson took batting practice this morning.
There were no survivors.
2. 10% of the baseball diamond is covered by dirt.
The other 90% is covered by Curtis Granderson.
3. Curtis Granderson eats batting donuts for breakfast.
4. Matt Kemp once quit baseball to date a pop star for 1 year.
After that season, he touched Curtis Granderson's bat.
5. No matter who your father is, Curtis Granderson is your daddy.
6. Curtis Granderson's teammates refer to him as "All Day".
The ladies refer to him as "All Night".
7. "I" comes before "E", except after "C".
Unless you are Curtis Granderson.
8. Curtis Granderson home runs are worth 25 rbi.
He always carries the entire team on his back.
9. Curtis Granderson once scored 5 times in a single night.
Then he came to the park for a baseball game.
10. Reggie Jackson refers to Curtis Granderson as "Mr. Whenever The Hell He Wants"
11. Curtis Granderson once let Babe Ruth build him a house.
12. The Grandy Man can.
13. Curtis Granderson was the best man at his own wedding.
He had no other option.
13. Curtis Granderson laughs in the face of superstition.
14. You just got GranderSON'd, son.
15. These are the facts.
Dispute them at your own peril.