I'm normally good at patience when it comes to baseball - fantasy or real life. But I need some venting time.
I'm my 12-team 5x5 auction league I've now secured Pujols, Votto, Longoria, and Braun all on the same team for this year. They are KILLING me!!! This week they have a combined line of 3-0-2-0-.211
I feel like a Dairy Queen robbing spree, but only demanding the crumbled heath bars used in blizzards.
Just remember it could always be worse.
I'm in a 20 team keeper league. I thought my offense was going to DESTROY the ball this year. Here's what I'm looking at:
Eric Hosmer: Hasn't done ANYTHING since the first 3 games of the season. Now hitting under .200
Giancarlo Stanton: 0 HR, only 4 RBI on the year, lingering knee injury
Carlos Gonzalez: 0 HR, all 4 of his RBI came in one game. 0 steals too
Justin Upton: 0 HR, 0 RBI, 0 steals
Adam Dunn: 0 HR since his solo shot on Opening Day
All the players above have COMBINED for 3 HR and less than 20 RBI. If not for Lawrie and the combo of Lance Lynn/Jonathan Niese, I'd be in the basement.