Blonde police officer pulls over a blonde in a convertible sports car
speeding. She walks over to the car and asks the blonde driver for
I.D. The blonde convertible driver searches through her purse in vain.
Finally she asks, "What does it look like?"
The blonde police officer tells her,
"it's that thing with your picture on it."
The blonde driver searches for a few more seconds, pulls out her
opens, and sure enough sees her picture.
She hands the compact to the blonde cop.
The blonde cop looks at the compact for a
few seconds, then rolls her eyes, hands the compact back to the blonde
convertible driver, and says, "If you had told me you were a police
when I first pulled you over, we could have avoided this whole thing."
Yes doctor, I am sick.
Sick of those who are spineless.
Sick of those who feel self-entitled.
Sick of those who are hypocrites.
Yes doctor, an army is forming.
Yes doctor, there will be a war.
Yes doctor, there will be blood.....