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Postby wrveres » Thu Sep 08, 2011 8:12 am

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Postby GiantsFan14 » Thu Sep 08, 2011 2:19 pm

I don't have a caption, but Ron Paul is awesome.
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Re: Caption Contest

Postby Neato Torpedo » Thu Sep 08, 2011 3:41 pm

"Look up, look down, look around, you're still a clown"
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Re: Caption Contest

Postby Neato Torpedo » Thu Sep 08, 2011 3:42 pm

"Look, I know you're all for transparency, but you better not expose my secret gay love affair. I don't need to be the next Robert Arango"
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Re: Caption Contest

Postby Tavish » Thu Sep 08, 2011 5:09 pm

No caption for me, but it eerily (and humorously) reminded me of the scene from Full Metal Jacket where Gunnery Sgt had Pile choke himself. I just imagined Perry yelling "Pick your nose! With my hand numbnuts! Now lean forward and pick your nose!"
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Re: Caption Contest

Postby GiantsFan14 » Thu Sep 08, 2011 6:08 pm

Tavish wrote:I blame Obama.


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Re: Caption Contest

Postby Art Vandelay » Thu Sep 08, 2011 7:17 pm

"And I still haven't washed my finger since the day I accidentally stuck it in the Gipper's butt. Now you can smell...but don't sniff too hard; I want to preserve the aroma."
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Re: Caption Contest

Postby AussieDodger » Fri Sep 09, 2011 2:31 am

Hey baby, my room is on the 1st floor. (wink)
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Re: Caption Contest

Postby ayebatter » Fri Sep 09, 2011 10:35 am

"In August, Bautista's has a 1.029 OPS, which is top 10 among hitters in the month."
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Re: Caption Contest

Postby BitterDodgerFan » Fri Sep 09, 2011 11:08 am

"would you like to know what wr's anus smells like?"
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