Nickname Suggestions: Matt Kemp

[urbanbreez]

What does Buffalo Bills CB Reggie Corner have to do with this?

[bigh0rt]

It's lack of prevalence is clear by the fact he had the second most votes in the process.

I guess I'm not sure what the big picture is here? To come up with an equally un-prevalent nickname? Something we just use here for the Cafe? What's our end game here??

[AquaMan2342]

It's lack of prevalence is clear by the fact he had the second most votes in the process.

I guess I'm not sure what the big picture is here? To come up with an equally un-prevalent nickname? Something we just use here for the Cafe? What's our end game here??

It's anything you want it to be. I thought it would be fun. I'm not trying to change the world here. Y U NO LET ME BE?

[bigh0rt]

It's lack of prevalence is clear by the fact he had the second most votes in the process.

I guess I'm not sure what the big picture is here? To come up with an equally un-prevalent nickname? Something we just use here for the Cafe? What's our end game here??

It's anything you want it to be. I thought it would be fun. I'm not trying to change the world here. Y U NO LET ME BE?

Hey I suggested The Reign Man back on Page 1 to honor the former NBA player and father of at least a dozen, Shawn Kemp.

[RedHopeful]

What is wrong with the nickname he already has? The Bison seems pretty good to me.

i was unaware of this nickname.

http://6-4-2.blogspot.com/2009/02/actua ... bison.html

Eh, don't care much for this after reading the explanation.

Even The Rude Boy is better IMO.

[Neato Torpedo]

i was unaware of this nickname.

http://6-4-2.blogspot.com/2009/02/actua ... bison.html

Eh, don't care much for this after reading the explanation.

Even The Rude Boy is better IMO.

I really like Rude Boy. My friends went to a Cubs/Dodgers game and the heckled him in CF, and at some point he made a rude gesture involving his hand and his crotch right at them. Kudos to him, my friends are douchebags.

[Dan Lambskin]

Matty Ice

[bigh0rt]

Matty Ice

That's Matt Ryan's nickname, cause when he was at BC he used to slam so many Natty Ices -- one of the best nicknames out there

[Neato Torpedo]

Rude Boy Rude Boy Rude Boy Rude Boy Rude Boy Rude Boy Rude Boy Rude Boy

[Billy_Ripken]

The best one was Tools.

I did a little research on this fellow:
- high school teammate of Shelden "Fetal Alcohol Syndrome" Williams
- accused of an unbecoming crime
- dated Rihanna
- from Oklahoma
- current nickname is the Bison, as mentioned earlier

Lots to work with here....and I can't come up with anything. Matty Ice (for Matty Ryan) is a gay nickname and I thought he got that because he had nerves of steel or ice or something stupid like that that led BC to a 8-4 record every year, not because he liked Natty Ice, but I'm going to go with a derivative of that...

Matty Warrior

From "Kemp": An occupational surname bestowed upon a strong man who was a champion at jousting or wrestling. Derived from the Middle English word 'kempe,' which came from Old English 'cempa,' meaning 'warrior' or 'champion.'