Chainsaw seems like a defensive weapon to me. No one is slow enough to get caught by someone carrying a chainsaw so you need someone dumb enough to come at you. If you are fast the bat is the better weapon.
Yeah I'm definitely going chainsaw here. They're not that heavy, save the real heavy duty ones, and if you've ever wielded one for cutting down a tree, they're not terribly cumbersome. I could definitely kill you with it before you hit me with your wooden baseball bat that I'd probably chop in half with my beast chainsaw. Anybody picking a bat is a communist.
bigh0rt wrote:Yeah I'm definitely going chainsaw here. They're not that heavy, save the real heavy duty ones, and if you've ever wielded one for cutting down a tree, they're not terribly cumbersome. I could definitely kill you with it before you hit me with your wooden baseball bat that I'd probably chop in half with my beast chainsaw. Anybody picking a bat is a communist.
+1
Your wood bat and "faster feet" or whatever advantage you think you have will only leave you like the Black Knight in Montey Python's Holy Grail, "your arms are off."
Plus a chain saw can be dismantled and the parts used to desecrate your corpse or survive in the wilderness with wolves and bears or whatever. Take out gas start fire with your corpse and use your stupid bat splinters for starting fuel and toothpicks after i dine on your limbs.
I seriously hope none of you (maybe h0rt) are on my team when the Apocalypse gets here.
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