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Pogo Poll: Bat or Chainsaw (aka His Accidental 20k Thread)

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Which would you rather have in a one-on-one fight?

Baseball bat
13
72%
Chainsaw
5
28%
 
Total votes : 18

Pogo Poll: Bat or Chainsaw (aka His Accidental 20k Thread)

Postby StlSluggers » Fri Jun 17, 2011 12:10 pm

Which would you rather have in a fight?

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Re: Pogo Poll: Bat or Chainsaw

Postby Dan Lambskin » Fri Jun 17, 2011 12:38 pm

bat B-)
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Re: Pogo Poll: Bat or Chainsaw

Postby Inukchuk » Fri Jun 17, 2011 12:59 pm

Chainsaw's good for the 1 hit kill, but it'd be tough to wield... I'm going bat, too.
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Re: Pogo Poll: Bat or Chainsaw

Postby urbanbreez » Fri Jun 17, 2011 1:09 pm

Wood Bad vs. Chainsaw.

Everyone picks wooden bat.

I seriously hope you guys don't do this.
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Re: Pogo Poll: Bat or Chainsaw

Postby Pogotheostrich » Fri Jun 17, 2011 1:38 pm

Chainsaw seems like a defensive weapon to me. No one is slow enough to get caught by someone carrying a chainsaw so you need someone dumb enough to come at you. If you are fast the bat is the better weapon.
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Re: Pogo Poll: Bat or Chainsaw

Postby bigh0rt » Fri Jun 17, 2011 4:09 pm

Yeah I'm definitely going chainsaw here. They're not that heavy, save the real heavy duty ones, and if you've ever wielded one for cutting down a tree, they're not terribly cumbersome. I could definitely kill you with it before you hit me with your wooden baseball bat that I'd probably chop in half with my beast chainsaw. Anybody picking a bat is a communist.
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Re: Pogo Poll: Bat or Chainsaw

Postby kimchi_chigae » Fri Jun 17, 2011 4:09 pm

Congrats, Pogo. ;-D
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Re: Pogo Poll: Bat or Chainsaw

Postby urbanbreez » Fri Jun 17, 2011 5:08 pm

bigh0rt wrote:Yeah I'm definitely going chainsaw here. They're not that heavy, save the real heavy duty ones, and if you've ever wielded one for cutting down a tree, they're not terribly cumbersome. I could definitely kill you with it before you hit me with your wooden baseball bat that I'd probably chop in half with my beast chainsaw. Anybody picking a bat is a communist.

+1

Your wood bat and "faster feet" or whatever advantage you think you have will only leave you like the Black Knight in Montey Python's Holy Grail, "your arms are off."

Plus a chain saw can be dismantled and the parts used to desecrate your corpse or survive in the wilderness with wolves and bears or whatever. Take out gas start fire with your corpse and use your stupid bat splinters for starting fuel and toothpicks after i dine on your limbs.

I seriously hope none of you (maybe h0rt) are on my team when the Apocalypse gets here. :-°
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Re: Pogo Poll: Bat or Chainsaw

Postby lastingsgriller » Fri Jun 17, 2011 5:16 pm

grats, Pogo! big number. ;-D
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Re: Pogo Poll: Bat or Chainsaw (aka His Accidental 20k Threa

Postby StlSluggers » Fri Jun 17, 2011 5:35 pm

lol I didn't even notice

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