Whats in your spam folder?

[wrveres]

You ever check your Spam folder?
I rarely do, but i was expecting an email, and it didn't come, so went looking in my spam folder, and lets just say, thank you gmail!

Theres some interesting stuff in there. Scary, but interesting.
This was one of my favorites. A new twist on the African Prince that lost his pin number scam.

the Office of the Presidency on the above subject ..

Our Ref: CBN-0XX2/987
From The Desk of Mr. Patrick Gates.
Atm / Wire Transfer Operations Manager and Hiring (CBN)

RE: IMMEDIATE COMPENSATION PAYMENT NOTIFICATION /FINAL NOTICE.

We refer to your United Nations Organization Contract Compensation Payment Form "Grade A" approval received from the Office of the Presidency on the above subject; we wish to inform you that your contract payment file under reference has been approved for immediate payment to your nominated bank account or dispatched to you via Atm Card Mode or Online Account Wire Transfer, immediately after final endorsement of your Fund Release Order Document. We hereby approve your compensation fund for the remittance of this payment US$500,000.00 (Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars Only) into your nominated bank account. You are therefore advised to provide the following information such:

1) Your Full Name:
2) Phone, Fax and Mobile:
3) Residential Address:
4) Bank Details:
5) Profession, Age and Marital Status:
6) Copy of your Int'l Passport/Driving license

For more directives. contact E-mail:

Lastly you are warned to disregard other contact with other offices or Banks unless as being Directed by this Bank, We are very sorry for the plight you have gone through in the past.

Thanks for adhering to these instructions.

Congratulations!

Best Regards.

Mr. Patrick Gates.
Atm Foreign Operations Manager and Hiring of Central Bank of Nigeria

[wrveres]

Assalam Allekum, My name is Mohammed Ahmed. I am a dying man who has decided to donate the sum of $18million dollars to you for the good work of humanity. Please contact me via Email at:
for detailed information on this noble project of mine. Please note that I have WILLED $18m to you by quoting my personal reference number Aka/Jds/584/1960/HtrI/44ln/de. so that i can confirm that you actually received my email notice to you.

Wassalam and regards,
Mohammed Ahmed.

[bigken117]

ha, I just realized that's where all my Lexulous notifications are going.

[wrveres]

Your friend Randolf has recommended this site to you, and sends you the following message:
Hi, What if I told you there was a secret combination of keys which you could press and something amazing would happen?

Well, what if I told you there exists a combination of keys that if you press in a certain way will generate you at least $23,654 per day?

Sceptical?

Nope not at all, Randolf and i go way back. sign me up.

[wrveres]

william --

I've set aside time for four supporters like you to join me for dinner. Most campaigns fill their dinner guest lists primarily with Washington lobbyists and special interests.

We didn't get here doing that, and we're not going to start now. We're running a different kind of campaign. We don't take money from Washington lobbyists or special-interest PACs -- we never have, and we never will. LMFAO!!

We rely on everyday Americans giving whatever they can afford -- and I want to spend time with a few of you. So if you make a donation today, you'll be automatically entered for a chance to be one of the four supporters to sit down with me for dinner. Please donate $3 or more today:

We'll pay for your flight and the dinner For 3 bucks??? -- all you need to bring is your story and your ideas about how we can continue to make this a better country for all Americans. This won't be a formal affair. It's the kind of casual meal among friends that I don't get to have as often as I'd like anymore, so I hope you'll consider joining me.

But I'm not asking you to donate today just so you'll be entered for a chance to meet me. I'm asking you to say you believe in the kind of politics that gives people like you a seat at the table -- whether it's the dinner table with me or the table where decisions are made about what kind of country we want to be. It starts with a gift of whatever you can afford.

Please make a donation of $3 or more today, and we'll throw your name in the hat for the upcoming dinner:

I've said before that I want people like you to shape this campaign from the very beginning -- and this is a chance for four people to share their ideas directly with me.

Hope to see you soon,

Barack

[Madison]

For $3 it might be worth the shot to tell him face to face how stupid his mandated insurance plan is since it does absolutely zero to reduce the cost of health care. $3? I'd pay a lot more than that for a guarantee I would get to point it out face to face.

[wrveres]

apparently the 3 bucks i sent in wasn't enough. they have now raised it to 5 bucks.

william --

The President and I have a routine -- we get lunch together almost every Friday. But all I get is lunch. You could be one of four supporters to have dinner with him soon. Donate $5 or more today to have your name automatically thrown in the hat here: I'm reminded every week that sitting down for a meal with the President of the United States -- without TV cameras or a big crowd -- is something only a few people will ever get to do.
You're not going to want to miss this chance.
I wish you luck,
Joe (Biden)

[bigh0rt]

I wanna know what weird porn sites you're signing up for that you're getting this particular spam

[wrveres]

i get lots of DNC email for some odd reason. i guess i could unsubscribe, but its easier just to click spam link once, and be done with it. Besides, if i unsubscribe, i'll probably get audited.

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