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Postby wrveres » Fri Mar 18, 2011 6:04 pm

Sentenced and jailed Tuesday on a narcotics conviction, a California man smuggled a Kyocera cell phone, an MP3 player, ear bud headphones, marijuana, tobacco, and $140 in cash into a county lockup by hiding the contraband in his rectum, investigators allege. When questioned by a sheriff’s deputy who thought he was feeling discomfort, Vogt denied being in pain, though he noted, “My ass is bleeding.”. It is unclear how Vogt planned to recharge the phone, a Kyocera Metro.


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Re: What an ass

Postby bigken117 » Fri Mar 18, 2011 9:28 pm

good thing they cleaned it before they took a picture of it !+)
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Re: What an ass

Postby Tis » Sat Mar 19, 2011 5:13 am

Should have used an LG Chocolate...
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Re: What an ass

Postby scottaa1 » Mon Apr 18, 2011 8:55 pm

Tis wrote:Should have used an LG Chocolate...



Or the Kyocera Metroid.
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