I just need to get this out of the way really quick: REALLY ARE YOU KIDDING ME WTF WHY DON'T YOU JUST RAM A BUS INTO THE BULLPEN WHILE YOU'RE AT IT
Ok, little better now thanks.
Anyhoo, unfortunately not a big fan of Carp's this year but this does provide even more concern. Hopefully just a minor thing.
...Boston papers now and then suffer a sharp flurry of arithmetic on this score; indeed, for Williams to have distributed all his hits so they did nobody else any good would constitute a feat of placement unparalleled in the annals of selfishness. -Updike