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Re: Hilarious conversation at work

Postby StlSluggers » Wed Feb 23, 2011 5:11 pm

smoovethug wrote:[x] is racist

haha the first hilarious thing in this thread :-D :-D :-D
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Re: Hilarious conversation at work

Postby GiantsFan14 » Thu Feb 24, 2011 12:31 am

smoovethug wrote:[x] isnt funny
[x] is racist


omg smoove siting. where have you been broski?
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Re: Hilarious conversation at work

Postby smoovethug » Thu Feb 24, 2011 1:57 am

In some kind of bizarro world where the SF Ginats are the reigning WS Champs. :-{
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Re: Hilarious conversation at work

Postby GiantsFan14 » Thu Feb 24, 2011 2:01 am

smoovethug wrote:In some kind of bizarro world where the SF Ginats are the reigning WS Champs. :-{


it's awesome isn't it?
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Re: Hilarious conversation at work

Postby wrveres » Thu Feb 24, 2011 10:37 am

GiantsFan14 wrote:
smoovethug wrote:In some kind of bizarro world where the SF Ginats are the reigning WS Champs. :-{


it's awesome isn't it?
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Re: Hilarious conversation at work

Postby wrveres » Fri Feb 25, 2011 9:23 am

When the detectives quizzed him on why he didn’t just throw the water bottle away when he was done, Lallana said he figured she would dump the water and was afraid of leaving anything out of place on her desk. “Can I honestly say I wanted her to drink it? No,” Lallana said in the taped interview. “Why I left it there, I don’t know.”

Tiffany testified that she left her water bottle on her desk in the Newport Beach office on a Friday in January of last year. She said that when she returned the following Monday and drank from the bottle, she tasted what she believed to be semen.“I had a hunch that’s what it was, but I wouldn’t dream in a million years that’s what it was,” she said. :-D

After being transferred to the company’s office in Orange, the woman said she again tasted semen in her water last April 6. Up to that point, she had been more careful with her water, dumping it when she left, she said.

Tiffany testified she threw the water bottle away that January. But after the second time in April, she kept the fouled liquid and asked her fiancee put his semen in a water bottle to see if that’s what she had tasted at work.link
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Re: Hilarious conversation at work

Postby StlSluggers » Fri Feb 25, 2011 9:39 am

asked her fiancee put his semen in a water bottle to see if that’s what she had tasted at work.

hahaha i love this chick :-b :-b :-b
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Re: Hilarious conversation at work

Postby Madison » Fri Feb 25, 2011 5:58 pm

wrveres wrote:
GiantsFan14 wrote:
smoovethug wrote:In some kind of bizarro world where the SF Ginats are the reigning WS Champs. :-{


it's awesome isn't it?
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Ditto. :-C
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Re: Hilarious conversation at work

Postby lastingsgriller » Fri Feb 25, 2011 6:29 pm

wrveres wrote:
When the detectives quizzed him on why he didn’t just throw the water bottle away when he was done, Lallana said he figured she would dump the water and was afraid of leaving anything out of place on her desk. “Can I honestly say I wanted her to drink it? No,” Lallana said in the taped interview. “Why I left it there, I don’t know.”

Tiffany testified that she left her water bottle on her desk in the Newport Beach office on a Friday in January of last year. She said that when she returned the following Monday and drank from the bottle, she tasted what she believed to be semen.“I had a hunch that’s what it was, but I wouldn’t dream in a million years that’s what it was,” she said. :-D

After being transferred to the company’s office in Orange, the woman said she again tasted semen in her water last April 6. Up to that point, she had been more careful with her water, dumping it when she left, she said.

Tiffany testified she threw the water bottle away that January. But after the second time in April, she kept the fouled liquid and asked her fiancee put his semen in a water bottle to see if that’s what she had tasted at work.link



please tell me you guys notices this brilliant piece of journalism..


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that stupid website wrote:This unidentified woman says her co-worker put his semen in her water bottle...twice. (credit: CBS)




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Re: Hilarious conversation at work

Postby ayebatter » Fri Feb 25, 2011 8:21 pm

They say she swallows. ;-D
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