Hilarious conversation at work

[dAnzac]

I work with this African man from Sudan, he's a lovely bloke and we are fast friends because we're both immigrants. English is his 3rd language and sometimes we have trouble communicating. This is an actual conversation we had today:

Him: Are you married?
Me: Yes
Him: I paid 700 cows for my wife
Me (mind totally blown by this, but quickly reply) Did you keep the receipt?

This actually happened

[ayebatter]

Bring back AussieDodger.

[Neato Torpedo]

Booooooooooo.

[TheRock]

Is this related to the crickets thread?

[Art Vandelay]

"Hilarious" must have a different meaning in Australian.

[Guerrero]

Hahahahahahahaha!

[shawngee03]

i work w an Indian guy who's second language is english. he speaks really well...but sometimes mixes up his cliches or sayings

we play dominos every once in a while during lunch...and at the end you have to put the dominos back inteh box

one day we all stood up to leave while he was going to eb stuck putting them in the box...

so he said to us "give me some hand"

whoa whoa whoa there buddy..."its give me A hand...SOME hand is not anything you should be asking from 3 other dudes"

[Mookie4ever]

i work w an Indian guy who's second language is english. he speaks really well...but sometimes mixes up his cliches or sayings

we play dominos every once in a while during lunch...and at the end you have to put the dominos back inteh box

one day we all stood up to leave while he was going to eb stuck putting them in the box...

so he said to us "give me some hand"

whoa whoa whoa there buddy..."its give me A hand...SOME hand is not anything you should be asking from 3 other dudes"

1 dude, maybe 2, but 3 dudes would mean a very special guy, a physical freak.

[smoovethug]

[x] isnt funny
[x] is racist

[dAnzac]

[x] is racist

Really?
How would you react if one of your work friends told you he paid for his wife in cows?
If you answer anything but shocked hilarity you are lying.