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Mafia VII - Day 1

Postby Mookie4ever » Mon Feb 14, 2011 4:56 pm

The Day dawns in Pawtucket, Rhode Island. And the Pawtucket Red Sox, a minor league baseball team who play in a dilapidated stadium built over a toxic waste dump, are in turmoil.

They have started the season 1-32. Their owner has been indicted on racketeering charges, their star pitcher blew out his shoulder playing caps, they are associated with the Boston Red Sox and to top it all off the mafia has invaded their small town. Most agree that this will improve property values and make like more interesting all around but the short sighted team wants to be rid of them and so it is now a battle to the death.

Here is our team:

1.steelerfan513 - portly first baseman and career minor leaguer
2.WaCougMBS - second baseman from Texas - never amounted to much of anything - dropped out of school in junior kindergarden
3.urbanbreez - tiny venezuelan shortstop. Speaks little english
4.lastingsgriller - stud third baseman shipped out of Scranton Wilkes Barre for sleeping with the manager's daughter
5.Dan Lambskin - we think that he plays outfield, only interested in sunflower seeds
6.buffalobillsrul2002 - buffalo is a swashbuckling DH
7.TitanFan07 - best hitting pitcher in the American League
8.thedude - flame throwing closer, too bad this team never has a lead
9.jfg - former ace, then former closer, then former set up man, hanging on to his roster spot by the skin of his teeth
10.Inukchuk - team waterboy, very keen
11.m16a - groupie

2 regular mafia
1 godfather
5 regular townies
1 investigator
1 doc
1 miller - role not revealed (not even to him) until he's dead

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Re: Mafia VII - Day 1

Postby lastingsgriller » Mon Feb 14, 2011 5:00 pm

lastings, present and accounted for.

in my defense, the manager's daughter was pretty hot. you'd have done it too. ;-D
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Re: Mafia VII - Day 1

Postby Dan Lambskin » Mon Feb 14, 2011 5:01 pm

mmm...sunflower seeds :-L
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Re: Mafia VII - Day 1

Postby TitanFan07 » Mon Feb 14, 2011 5:01 pm

I need to be traded to the NL. !+)
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Re: Mafia VII - Day 1

Postby buffalobillsrul2002 » Mon Feb 14, 2011 5:03 pm

That's right, DH, best job in all of sports. Drink beer 3 hours a day, hit 3 minutes a day...
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Re: Mafia VII - Day 1

Postby urbanbreez » Mon Feb 14, 2011 5:10 pm

i'm neither tiny or Venezuelan. :-C
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Re: Mafia VII - Day 1

Postby lastingsgriller » Mon Feb 14, 2011 5:14 pm

urbanbreez wrote:i'm neither tiny or Venezuelan. :-C



i'm sorry, i couldn't understand you. could you please hire a translator?
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Re: Mafia VII - Day 1

Postby buffalobillsrul2002 » Mon Feb 14, 2011 5:15 pm

Two things for Mookie:

First, what is the role of the Godfather? What's special about him?

Second, it's Mafia VI, not Mafia VII.

On another subject,
7.TitanFan07 - best hitting pitcher in the American League


Pawtucket is in the International League, not the American League. This description makes me believe TitanFan07 is an intruder, placed on the team by the Mafia to confuse us.

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Re: Mafia VII - Day 1

Postby urbanbreez » Mon Feb 14, 2011 5:19 pm

lastingsgriller wrote:
urbanbreez wrote:i'm neither tiny or Venezuelan. :-C



i'm sorry, i couldn't understand you. could you please hire a translator?


lemme splain sumthin to you, otay? i'm from da dominicana, i'm over 5"9', and the women love me because i dance the horizontal salsa.
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Re: Mafia VII - Day 1

Postby steelerfan513 » Mon Feb 14, 2011 5:26 pm

Is the Godfather the same as the mob boss or something?

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11.m16a - groupie


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