The Day dawns in Pawtucket, Rhode Island. And the Pawtucket Red Sox, a minor league baseball team who play in a dilapidated stadium built over a toxic waste dump, are in turmoil.
They have started the season 1-32. Their owner has been indicted on racketeering charges, their star pitcher blew out his shoulder playing caps, they are associated with the Boston Red Sox and to top it all off the mafia has invaded their small town. Most agree that this will improve property values and make like more interesting all around but the short sighted team wants to be rid of them and so it is now a battle to the death.
Here is our team:
1.steelerfan513 - portly first baseman and career minor leaguer 2.WaCougMBS - second baseman from Texas - never amounted to much of anything - dropped out of school in junior kindergarden 3.urbanbreez - tiny venezuelan shortstop. Speaks little english 4.lastingsgriller - stud third baseman shipped out of Scranton Wilkes Barre for sleeping with the manager's daughter 5.Dan Lambskin - we think that he plays outfield, only interested in sunflower seeds 6.buffalobillsrul2002 - buffalo is a swashbuckling DH 7.TitanFan07 - best hitting pitcher in the American League 8.thedude - flame throwing closer, too bad this team never has a lead 9.jfg - former ace, then former closer, then former set up man, hanging on to his roster spot by the skin of his teeth 10.Inukchuk - team waterboy, very keen 11.m16a - groupie
2 regular mafia 1 godfather 5 regular townies 1 investigator 1 doc 1 miller - role not revealed (not even to him) until he's dead