Request: A's rebuilding

[PlayingWithFire]

I'm rebuilding my A's team in my dynasty league. The league has been around since 2005 and I have been by far the most successful team......in the regular season. But all good things comes to an end and with a ton of contract coming to an end this year I have to rebuild, already sent off CarGo and Gallardo, and about to send off Luke Scott as well.

Was wondering if any brilliant mind can think of an A's themed (maybe funny) "rebuilding" type signature for my league? Maybe featuring Billy Beane? I don't have any solid idea at the moment, was just wondering if anybody has any idea about a "rebuilding" sig.

Either way, I'm a little drunk, going to bed.