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Funny Contract Clauses

Postby Madison » Wed Jan 19, 2011 5:27 pm

If Albert Pujols has a Silver Slugger incentive clause, we get it. If Josh Hamilton has a Silver Slugger incentive clause, no big deal. Heck, even if Corky Miller has a Silver Slugger clause, there's some semblance of logic in there someplace.

But Chien-Ming Wang?


http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/hotstove10/columns/story?columnist=stark_jayson&id=6032779

Pretty entertaining read. :-D
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Re: Funny Contract Clauses

Postby Neato Torpedo » Wed Jan 19, 2011 5:31 pm

• Adam Dunn got a $25,000 Gold Glove incentive from the White Sox. Like his chances to be the best-fielding DH in the American League?


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• Adam Dunn got a $25,000 Gold Glove incentive from the White Sox. Like his chances to be the best-fielding anything in any league ever?
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