Local business man and town celebrity, urbanbreez, was found hanging by the neck in his downtown loft today. The following was contained in an apparent suicide note:
I realize I’m adrift in an uncaring world, in which everyone is only out to help themselves, that all human interaction is based on lies and selfishness. Realize that I’ll never find true love because love doesn’t exist. Realize that my entire life will not leave a lasting impression on the world., and my empty legacy will be reduced to an empty, soul-less corpse. I realize that, no matter how many people I surround myself with, I will die alone.
Goodbye cruel world, take care of my pet rabbits.
He was found with one of those rabbits rammed up his hindquarters. That, along with other conspicuous evidence leads local police to think foul play was involved and that the letter may be a fake. The Police Chief suspects the ever-present local mafia, as they have been rampaging with crime all summer.
A number crunching goon at police headquarters concludes the town’s population of important characters is as follows:
1 - mob boss - if he is lynched, the mafia get no kills that night; if he is the last surviving mafioso, he kills two people per night until the game ends one way or the other
1 - bodyguard - cannot protect the same mafia member on back-to-back nights
2 - regular mafia
1 - investigator - can reveal the identity of one person per night
1 - doctor - cannot protect the same person on back-to-back nights
1 - watcher - picks one person's house per night to see if they leave home. Meaning, the watcher is told if the person they chose has a role other than townie (or twins before one is murdered). They're not told what that special role is or if it's pro or anti town
2 - twins - if the town lynches one twin, the surviving twin becomes the ISK (chooses target to kill each night); if mob kills a twin, the surviving twin becomes a vigilante (can kill one person at night or withhold the ability at his discretion)
6 - regular townies
• Dan Lambskin