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Postby StlSluggers » Wed Dec 14, 2011 10:43 pm


Which can include Americans arrested in America

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Re: News of the weird/funny/pointless

Postby StlSluggers » Thu Dec 15, 2011 10:33 am

Well, now... This sure makes it look like Obama wasn't threatening to veto for any other reason than he wanted the power to decide everyone's fate.

:-[

WH OKs military detention of terrorism suspects

The White House is signing off on a controversial new law that would authorize the U.S. military to arrest and indefinitely detain alleged al Qaeda members or other terrorist operatives captured on American soil.
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The administration abandoned its long-held veto threat due to changes in the final version of the bill, namely that in its view, the military custody mandate has been "softened." The bill now gives the President the immediate power to issue a waiver of the military custody requirement, instead of the Defense Secretary, and gives the President discretion in implementing these new provisions.
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Re: News of the weird/funny/pointless

Postby Art Vandelay » Thu Dec 15, 2011 5:20 pm

If you're not a terrorist, then you have nothing to be afraid of.
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Re: News of the weird/funny/pointless

Postby Art Vandelay » Thu Dec 15, 2011 5:20 pm

Sorry...must have been channeling Madison for a moment there.
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Re: News of the weird/funny/pointless

Postby zepfan » Thu Dec 15, 2011 5:25 pm

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Re: News of the weird/funny/pointless

Postby StlSluggers » Thu Dec 15, 2011 6:37 pm


When did this country become Europe. :-[
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Postby wrveres » Thu Dec 15, 2011 8:42 pm

StlSluggers wrote:When did this country become Europe. :-[

Don't get me started
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Re: Re: News of the weird/funny/pointless

Postby BigLebowski » Fri Dec 16, 2011 2:57 pm

wrveres wrote:
StlSluggers wrote:When did this country become Europe. :-[

Don't get me started



This made me laugh. :-b

wrveres...I agree with you on most things political, but I love to see you get worked up. ;-D
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Re: Re: Re: News of the weird/funny/pointless

Postby wrveres » Fri Dec 16, 2011 6:02 pm

BigLebowski wrote:
wrveres wrote:
StlSluggers wrote:When did this country become Europe. :-[

Don't get me started



This made me laugh. :-b

wrveres...I agree with you on most things political, but I love to see you get worked up. ;-D

You have never, in your whole entire life, met anybody, more innocent, than me. :)
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Re: News of the weird/funny/pointless

Postby StlSluggers » Fri Dec 23, 2011 1:10 pm

Man misses mouse and shoots roommate, revealing child rapist

A Utah man who was trying to kill a mouse ended up shooting one roommate and getting another arrested for child rape, while a fourth roommate slept through the whole thing.

Taylorsville Police Sgt. Tracy Wyant told Deseret News that the first roommate, 27, had been trying to kill a rodent when he missed and the round went through the kitchen wall and struck a second roommate, 28.

“After the gun was fired, both the roommate and Paul heard a scream,” Wyant explained.

Officers responding to the scene early Tuesday morning found a 13-year-old girl hiding in a basement closet. She told police she had been having an affair with the third roommate, 34-year-old Paul Daniel Kunzler.
During an interview, the Children’s Justice Center determined that the girl had been having sex with Kunzler over a period of four months.

He was arrested on suspicion of two counts of rape of a child, three counts of sodomy of a child and three counts of sexual abuse of a child.

A fourth roommate, Zach Baker, told Fox 13 that he slept through the gunfire.

“I got woken up by the cops,” Baker said. “They came storming in my room, checking to make sure everybody was OK and nobody was shot or anything like that.”

“I’d never seen the girl there before and I don’t know how long she’d been there,” he added. “They said she’d been hiding in a closet and that creeps me out. … I knew the guy was weird, but I didn’t expect anything like that to happen.”

The roommate who was shot in the chest was taken to a local hospital, and was later upgraded from serious to stable condition, according to KSL. The roommate who fired the gun was not arrested. Charges could be possible after prosecutors review the case.

Police said they suspected alcohol was involved.

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