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Re: News of the weird/funny/pointless

Postby StlSluggers » Wed Nov 09, 2011 5:47 pm

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Re: News of the weird/funny/pointless

Postby A Fleshner Fantasy » Wed Nov 09, 2011 9:11 pm

StlSluggers wrote:Identical twins sleep with same chick within hours. She becomes pregnant and demands child support. Judge agrees to force the guy she picked to pay child support. Appeals courts uphold the decision.

The whole situation is some bull hockey. Those guys need to man up, and the law can't just be "Well, she said, so *boom*."


Why don't they each just pay 50 percent of the child support? :-?
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Re: News of the weird/funny/pointless

Postby StlSluggers » Wed Nov 09, 2011 9:15 pm

Because she said, so *boom*
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Re: News of the weird/funny/pointless

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Re: News of the weird/funny/pointless

Postby Art Vandelay » Thu Nov 10, 2011 12:23 pm

A Fleshner Fantasy wrote:
StlSluggers wrote:The whole situation is some bull hockey. Those guys need to man up, and the law can't just be "Well, she said, so *boom*."


Why don't they each just pay 50 percent of the child support? :-?

In a perfect world, those guys should each pay 50 percent. In a legal world where it can't be proven who is actually the father, the state should step in and say "This case tests the limits of our legal system. We can't force somebody to pay child support if we aren't certain they are the father of the child, so the state will pay social security for this kid until she turns 18."
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Re: News of the weird/funny/pointless

Postby StlSluggers » Thu Nov 10, 2011 12:28 pm

Art Vandelay wrote:
A Fleshner Fantasy wrote:
StlSluggers wrote:The whole situation is some bull hockey. Those guys need to man up, and the law can't just be "Well, she said, so *boom*."


Why don't they each just pay 50 percent of the child support? :-?

In a perfect world, those guys should each pay 50 percent. In a legal world where it can't be proven who is actually the father, the state should step in and say "This case tests the limits of our legal system. We can't force somebody to pay child support if we aren't certain they are the father of the child, so the state will pay social security for this kid until she turns 18."

Or, in the eloquent words of the court-appointed father: "The state can eat it."
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Re: News of the weird/funny/pointless

Postby wrveres » Thu Nov 10, 2011 5:32 pm

Art Vandelay wrote:
A Fleshner Fantasy wrote:
StlSluggers wrote:The whole situation is some bull hockey. Those guys need to man up, and the law can't just be "Well, she said, so *boom*."
Why don't they each just pay 50 percent of the child support? :-?

In a perfect world, those guys should each pay 50 percent. In a legal world where it can't be proven who is actually the father, the state should step in and say "This case tests the limits of our legal system. We can't force somebody to pay child support if we aren't certain they are the father of the child, so the state will pay social security for this kid until she turns 18."
Does the state get visitation too? How we dividing up the holidays? :-)
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Re: News of the weird/funny/pointless

Postby Art Vandelay » Fri Nov 11, 2011 1:20 am

wrveres wrote:
Art Vandelay wrote:
A Fleshner Fantasy wrote:Why don't they each just pay 50 percent of the child support? :-?

In a perfect world, those guys should each pay 50 percent. In a legal world where it can't be proven who is actually the father, the state should step in and say "This case tests the limits of our legal system. We can't force somebody to pay child support if we aren't certain they are the father of the child, so the state will pay social security for this kid until she turns 18."
Does the state get visitation too? How we dividing up the holidays? :-)

With the kind of parenting it looks like this kid will end up with, I bet the state will see plenty of her.
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Re: News of the weird/funny/pointless

Postby StlSluggers » Thu Nov 17, 2011 11:29 am

Saudi women may be forced to cover up 'tempting' eyes

Saudi women with sexy or "tempting" eyes may be forced to cover them up, according to a spokesperson for the Committee for the Promotion of Virtue and the Prevention of Vice, the news site Bikyamasr reports.

Bikyamasr quotes a spokesman of the Ha'eal district, Sheikh Motlab al-Nabet, as saying the group has the right to order women whose eyes seem "tempting" to shield them immediately.

The CPVPV was set up in 1940 to make sure that Islamic laws are not broken in public, Bikyamasr notes. It can force women to wear a loose black dress and to cover their hair and, occasionally, their face. Punishment for violators can range from fines to public lashings.

The announcement follows a report in the Saudi newspaper al-Watan that a Saudi man was hospitalized after fighting with a member of the committee that had ordered his wife to cover her eyes.
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Re: News of the weird/funny/pointless

Postby Mookie4ever » Thu Nov 17, 2011 2:37 pm

What is going on with these republican candidates?

First Rick Perry

Now Herman Cain

That's just unacceptable for any person elected to public office. Is it going to be Mitt Romney by default. Mitt is an awesome baseball name.
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