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Re: News of the weird/funny/pointless

Postby Tis » Sat Jul 02, 2011 11:07 pm

Neato Torpedo wrote:
Mookie4ever wrote:
wrveres wrote:are you expecting a response to that?

Mook. she is a mother of 5. a foster mother to over 20 other kids, a successful attorney, and she founded one of the first charter schools in the US geared towards at risk children. And she drives the left crazy. Google her, and you'll see them calling her things like whore and slut ... typical left wing politics. Heck, just this weekend a Washington Post reporter called her a "Barbie with Fangs" ...



I've looked her up. Everything is fine until you hit this:

Bachmann has charged that global warming is a hoax[57] and has been a vocal skeptic of global warming.[58] She has asserted that since carbon dioxide is "a natural byproduct of nature", it is a beneficial gas required by plant life. She stated that because life requires carbon dioxide and it is part of the planet's life cycle, it cannot be harmful. In a statement she made on the House floor on Earth Day, April 22, 2009, Bachmann stated she was against the cap and trade climate legislation, stating: "Carbon dioxide is not a harmful gas, it is a harmless gas. Carbon dioxide is natural; it is not harmful.... We're being told we have to reduce this natural substance to create an arbitrary reduction in something that is naturally occurring in the earth."[59]

Aghghghgghhhhh

How....how......

AHHHHHHHH

My brain just broke



Aye, water's beneficial and harmless too, but I still learned how to swim. It's gonna come in really handy if people like her keep doing their best to drown the lot of us.
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Re: News of the weird/funny/pointless

Postby bleach168 » Sun Jul 03, 2011 5:05 am

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Bachmann is on the right. All the way to the right. I think she has a snowballs chance in hell to win the nomination. Her job is to make the other GOP candidates look good.
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Re: News of the weird/funny/pointless

Postby StlSluggers » Mon Jul 04, 2011 8:50 pm

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Re: News of the weird/funny/pointless

Postby StlSluggers » Mon Jul 04, 2011 8:52 pm

bleach168 wrote:Bachmann is on the right. All the way to the right. I think she has a snowballs chance in hell to win the nomination. Her job is to make the other GOP candidates look good.

I think she'll be the Republican's Nader if she sticks around long enough.
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Re: News of the weird/funny/pointless

Postby wrveres » Sat Jul 09, 2011 9:37 am

As detailed in a Las Cruces Police Department report guaranteed to make you wince, Cadney and Oveides had “been drinking most of the night” on December 12 when an argument between mother and son became “very intense.” Cadney told cops she sought to separate the duo, but began arguing with her mother-in-law. That is when Oveide “grabbed her right breast and began to squeeze and pull on her nipple,” said Cadney. Oveide, pictured in the above mug shot, let go only after her daughter-in-law began punching her in the face. After physically removing Oveide from the apartment, Cadney felt fluid on her right breast, and noticed that there was blood on her shirt. According to the police report, “When she untucked her shirt she stated her nipple fell on the floor. She stated she picked it up, put into a bag securing it.” Despite this unsettling discovery, Cadney waited two hours before deciding “she needed to go to the hospital,” where a doctor performed a reattachment procedure.
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Re: News of the weird/funny/pointless

Postby bigh0rt » Wed Jul 13, 2011 11:25 am

NYPD always gets their man :-b

An alleged subway pervert who cops say masturbated on women for nearly a decade was indicted yesterday. Prosecutors at theManhattan district attorney’s office said Darnell Hardware, 26, used crowded rush-hour subway trains to rub himself up against young women traveling to work and school. He would ejaculate on the women and then flee when the subway doors opened, according to officials. Police hunted him for nine years, but had only his DNA, recovered from his semen he left on women, prosecutors said. So they charged his DNA with sexual assault, labeling the case “John Doe,” hoping to match it eventually. Prosecutors say they got their chance in June, when, convicted of selling drugs, Hardware was required to submit his DNA, which matched that from the older attacks. Manhattan prosecutors say Hardware attacked women, ages 17, 22 and 24, three times between 2002 and 2005. He was most recently arrested for public lewdness on June 21, according to an NYPD spokesman, when he was caught masturbating in front of a woman at the 2 train subway stop at Third Avenue and 149th Street in the Bronx. But that was only the latest in a string of arrests, the NYPD spokesman said. Hardware has been arrested about 25 times, according to the NYPD, often for sex-related or drug charges. If convicted, he faces up to nine years in prison. “Each victim told me it pretty much ruined her day,” said prosecutor Melissa Mourges.


We got the Subway Masturbator folks, you can all sleep soundly.
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Re: News of the weird/funny/pointless

Postby markj11 » Thu Jul 14, 2011 9:42 am

bigh0rt wrote:NYPD always gets their man :-b

An alleged subway pervert who cops say masturbated on women for nearly a decade was indicted yesterday. Prosecutors at theManhattan district attorney’s office said Darnell Hardware, 26, used crowded rush-hour subway trains to rub himself up against young women traveling to work and school. He would ejaculate on the women and then flee when the subway doors opened, according to officials. Police hunted him for nine years, but had only his DNA, recovered from his semen he left on women, prosecutors said. So they charged his DNA with sexual assault, labeling the case “John Doe,” hoping to match it eventually. Prosecutors say they got their chance in June, when, convicted of selling drugs, Hardware was required to submit his DNA, which matched that from the older attacks. Manhattan prosecutors say Hardware attacked women, ages 17, 22 and 24, three times between 2002 and 2005. He was most recently arrested for public lewdness on June 21, according to an NYPD spokesman, when he was caught masturbating in front of a woman at the 2 train subway stop at Third Avenue and 149th Street in the Bronx. But that was only the latest in a string of arrests, the NYPD spokesman said. Hardware has been arrested about 25 times, according to the NYPD, often for sex-related or drug charges. If convicted, he faces up to nine years in prison. “Each victim told me it pretty much ruined her day,” said prosecutor Melissa Mourges.


We got the Subway Masturbator folks, you can all sleep soundly.


He started this crime spree when he was 16.
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Re: News of the weird/funny/pointless

Postby Mookie4ever » Fri Jul 15, 2011 10:00 am

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-storie ... -23267221/

A RUSSIAN man who tried to rob a hairdresser’s allegedly ended up a victim when the female shop owner, a karate black belt, beat him senseless, tied him up naked and used him as a sex slave for three days.

Viktor Jasinski, 32, had gone to the salon in Meshchovsk, Russia, with the intention of robbing it.

But instead he was overcome by martial arts expert Olga Zajac, 28, who allegedly floored him with a single kick.

Then, in a scene reminiscent of Quentin Tarantino’s movie Pulp Fiction, it is claimed Zajac dragged the semi-conscious Jasinski to an empty back room of the salon.

It is alleged she tied him up with a hairdryer cable before stripping him naked and handcuffing him to a radiator.

He told police he was force fed nothing but Viagra and used as a sex slave for three days to “teach him a lesson”.


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Re: News of the weird/funny/pointless

Postby zepfan » Fri Jul 15, 2011 10:25 am

Austrian driver allowed 'pastafarian' headgear photo

An Austrian atheist has won the right to be shown on his driving-licence photo wearing a pasta strainer as "religious headgear".

Niko Alm first applied for the licence three years ago after reading that headgear was allowed in official pictures only for confessional reasons.

Mr Alm said the sieve was a requirement of his religion, pastafarianism...

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Re: News of the weird/funny/pointless

Postby thedude » Fri Jul 15, 2011 1:03 pm

A local man with a violent criminal history was arrested after he let himself into a woman’s home early in the morning, woke her up and told her he needed to use the bathroom, police said. Pamela Bowen said in an interview that said the man, Heath Elliott Cain, 36, stayed for about 15 to 20 minutes but did not harm her. She said she prayed throughout the ordeal that she would be OK. “He said to me, ‘I’m not going to hurt you lady, I just want to use your bathroom,’.” Bowen said. She said she repeatedly asked Cain to leave, and followed him downstairs to her kitchen, where he looked at photos on her refrigerator, then opened the refrigerator to get a drink.


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