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Re: News of the weird/funny/pointless

Postby StlSluggers » Tue Nov 23, 2010 11:24 am

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Re: News of the weird/funny/pointless

Postby zepfan » Fri Nov 26, 2010 9:05 pm

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Re: News of the weird/funny/pointless

Postby ayebatter » Fri Nov 26, 2010 10:52 pm

zepfan wrote:Time to pay up guys.

Spanish woman claims ownership of the Sun



Ok, who else read this with a Spanish accent.

By the way, wait 'till she sees my lawsuit for the sunburn I got last year, and the drought her piece of dog dew sun has started, and the car accident my wife had because the sun was in her eyes, and global warming - damn turn down the heat.....I could go on and on. :-b
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Re: News of the weird/funny/pointless

Postby Madison » Sat Nov 27, 2010 5:05 am

ayebatter wrote:
zepfan wrote:Time to pay up guys.

Spanish woman claims ownership of the Sun



Ok, who else read this with a Spanish accent.

By the way, wait 'till she sees my lawsuit for the sunburn I got last year, and the drought her piece of dog dew sun has started, and the car accident my wife had because the sun was in her eyes, and global warming - damn turn down the heat.....I could go on and on. :-b


Well played. :-D ;-D

I just figured she was crazy and not worth another second of time, but it would be fun to file those lawsuits against her instead. :-D
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Re: News of the weird/funny/pointless

Postby StlSluggers » Mon Nov 29, 2010 2:52 pm

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Re: News of the weird/funny/pointless

Postby Metroid » Tue Nov 30, 2010 11:55 am


Huh? I thought that was just with masturbation? :-?
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Re: News of the weird/funny/pointless

Postby Mookie4ever » Tue Nov 30, 2010 12:08 pm

Metroid wrote:

Huh? I thought that was just with masturbation? :-?



I love the pic and the caption

The unnamed male patient would temporarily lose his sight every time he had sex (file picture)


They had to post a pic of a couple having sex but they also had to point out that it's just a file pic and not the subject of the article actually having sex and losing his vision.
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Re: News of the weird/funny/pointless

Postby lastingsgriller » Tue Nov 30, 2010 6:07 pm

Madison wrote:
ayebatter wrote:
zepfan wrote:Time to pay up guys.

Spanish woman claims ownership of the Sun



Ok, who else read this with a Spanish accent.

By the way, wait 'till she sees my lawsuit for the sunburn I got last year, and the drought her piece of dog dew sun has started, and the car accident my wife had because the sun was in her eyes, and global warming - damn turn down the heat.....I could go on and on. :-b


Well played. :-D ;-D

I just figured she was crazy and not worth another second of time, but it would be fun to file those lawsuits against her instead. :-D


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Re: News of the weird/funny/pointless

Postby GiantsFan14 » Tue Nov 30, 2010 8:37 pm

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Re: News of the weird/funny/pointless

Postby StlSluggers » Tue Nov 30, 2010 9:06 pm

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