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Re: News of the weird/funny/pointless

Postby StlSluggers » Thu May 26, 2011 2:24 pm

I laugh at people who laugh at Americans.
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Re: News of the weird/funny/pointless

Postby lastingsgriller » Thu May 26, 2011 3:33 pm

I laugh at Team America: World Police
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Re: News of the weird/funny/pointless

Postby bigh0rt » Thu May 26, 2011 4:18 pm

Malalane - A trial date is expected to be set on Thursday for 12 people arrested in connection with setting a pastor alight after accusing him of using a magic penis to sleep with women. The nine men and three women, aged between 28 and 50 will appear in the Boschfontein periodical court in Mpumalanga on charges murder and arson. The villagers, among them a community induna (headman), were arrested on February 24 after Albert Malwane, a pastor of the Izwi Zion Christian Church, was burnt to death a day before. Mpumalanga police spokesperson Leonard Hlathi said that Malwane had been dragged from his one-roomed house in the Etitandini informal settlement near Jeppes Reef south of Malalane and taken to a hill, where he was set alight. Malwane’s house was also burnt and his wife and daughter went into hiding. Community members had accused him of talking to animals and using an invisible penis to sleep with women in the informal settlement. They also accused his wife of turning into a snail and terrorising the community.
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Re: News of the weird/funny/pointless

Postby StlSluggers » Thu May 26, 2011 5:10 pm

50 Cent is probably making a note to himself not to visit that part of the world.
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Re: News of the weird/funny/pointless

Postby lastingsgriller » Thu May 26, 2011 5:32 pm

StlSluggers wrote:50 Cent is probably making a note to himself not to visit that part of the world.


is this because 50 cent talks to animals than his invisible penis?
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Re: News of the weird/funny/pointless

Postby scottaa1 » Thu May 26, 2011 6:54 pm

Burned to death... ouch.

Ya rarely see 'snail' and 'terrorizing' in the same sentence.
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Re: News of the weird/funny/pointless

Postby AussieDodger » Fri May 27, 2011 2:29 am

StlSluggers wrote:I laugh at people who laugh at Americans.


How much time do you allocate to each person?
No wonder you never do any work, that's a massive number of people :-° :-°
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Re: News of the weird/funny/pointless

Postby scottaa1 » Fri May 27, 2011 8:11 am

Breasts are distracting? Ya don't say...

A lawyer in Chicago is being lambasted with accusations of sexism after he filed a motion with the court complaining about the distracting bust size of a ‘large breasted woman’ sitting at the opposing council’s table in court.


"Erection, Your Honor!"
"Sustained!"

If one of those were blue and had three holes in it, it would look just like my bowling ball.

http://rt.com/usa/news/chicago-lawyer-sexist-breasts/
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Re: News of the weird/funny/pointless

Postby StlSluggers » Fri May 27, 2011 9:23 am

sexist breasts...

even the link is funny :-b
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Re: News of the weird/funny/pointless

Postby Dan Lambskin » Fri May 27, 2011 9:54 am

i'd hit it
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