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Re: News of the weird/funny/pointless

Postby scottaa1 » Tue May 10, 2011 7:56 pm

wrveres wrote:
Madison wrote:But I bet private sales to single guys skyrocket. :-b
they'll be on walmart shelves within two years.


Plus now we know what to get Mookie for Xmas.
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Re: News of the weird/funny/pointless

Postby Mookie4ever » Tue May 10, 2011 8:33 pm

StlSluggers wrote:suddenly, the question "Have you ever been sucked off by a Chinese sperm donation machine?" has a little more legitimacy to it

:-b



My anti-virus software went crazy when I tried to go to that page.
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Re: News of the weird/funny/pointless

Postby wrveres » Tue May 10, 2011 8:38 pm

Mookie4ever wrote:
StlSluggers wrote:suddenly, the question "Have you ever been sucked off by a Chinese sperm donation machine?" has a little more legitimacy to it :-b
My anti-virus software went crazy when I tried to go to that page.
socialism sucks
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Re: News of the weird/funny/pointless

Postby Mookie4ever » Tue May 10, 2011 9:12 pm

wrveres wrote:
Mookie4ever wrote:
StlSluggers wrote:suddenly, the question "Have you ever been sucked off by a Chinese sperm donation machine?" has a little more legitimacy to it :-b
My anti-virus software went crazy when I tried to go to that page.
socialism sucks


wait...now my gaydar's going off.
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Re: News of the weird/funny/pointless

Postby wrveres » Tue May 10, 2011 9:31 pm

Mookie4ever wrote:
wrveres wrote:
Mookie4ever wrote:My anti-virus software went crazy when I tried to go to that page.
socialism sucks
wait...now my gaydar's going off.
you realize if course that human beings quit using the word gaydar back in the 50's, right?

Silly Canadians. Wait till they find out about these machines that answer the phone for you. Theres these two tapes, and one you can even record your own voice to talk to people when you are not home, and everything. :-]
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Re: News of the weird/funny/pointless

Postby Mookie4ever » Tue May 10, 2011 10:57 pm

wrveres wrote:
Mookie4ever wrote:
wrveres wrote:socialism sucks
wait...now my gaydar's going off.
you realize if course that human beings quit using the word gaydar back in the 50's, right?


You're right. It was my grumpy-old-man-dar ;-)
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Re: News of the weird/funny/pointless

Postby scottaa1 » Thu May 12, 2011 7:58 am

Ya dont leave a woman who has a grip like that 8-o

His wife, who asked not to be identified, chased him outside and stood in front of the vehicle in an attempt to block him.

“She jumped on the hood, and that’s when her adventure started,” said Manteca police spokesman Rex Osborn.


Carroll allegedly stepped on the gas and sped through the streets of Manteca until he reached Interstate 205, authorities said. His wife clung to the minivan’s windshield wiper and side mirror as the vehicle accelerated to more than 100 MPH.

Carroll allegedly didn’t slow down until he reached Pleasanton, more than 40 miles away, according to witness reports to police


http://sacramento.cbslocal.com/2011/03/02/wife-holds-onto-minivan-hood-from-manteca-to-pleasanton/
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Re: News of the weird/funny/pointless

Postby wrveres » Thu May 12, 2011 8:49 am

holy chit!!
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Re: News of the weird/funny/pointless

Postby StlSluggers » Thu May 12, 2011 9:14 am

wow! 8-o

she's already in california... i presume she'll be getting stuntwoman offers soon. :-°
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Re: News of the weird/funny/pointless

Postby StlSluggers » Thu May 12, 2011 9:23 am

Man airlifted after fight with cat

A Cleveland man was attacked by a housecat Friday afternoon and the man's injuries are so severe that he had to be taken by air ambulance to Memorial Hermann Hospital in Houston.

The altercation between the man and the animal occurred at a home on CR 3182 a few miles south of Cleveland in Liberty County.

At some point during the attack, the man and the cat reportedly were injured by a knife the man was holding. The man was taken to Cleveland Regional Medical Center before being transported to Houston.

Game wardens Danny Diaz and Adam Broll captured the cat. It was taken to Big Thicket Animal Hospital for examination. The cat was later euthanized by a Cleveland veterinarian.

The man's identity is unknown at this time.
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