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Re: News of the weird/funny/pointless

Postby markj11 » Fri Apr 29, 2011 9:37 am

AussieDodger wrote:
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I had my doubts since I hadn't heard anything locally. Also, in the other story the person quoted used the word "arse", nobody uses "arse" down here.


You guys haven't figured out how to use it in a sentence to describe your attractive cousins yet?


Fortunately, there are lots of beautiful women down here. Unfortunately, when you do the math, a percentage of those may be your cousin.
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Re: News of the weird/funny/pointless

Postby AussieDodger » Fri Apr 29, 2011 9:50 am

markj11 wrote:
AussieDodger wrote:
markj11 wrote:
I had my doubts since I hadn't heard anything locally. Also, in the other story the person quoted used the word "arse", nobody uses "arse" down here.


You guys haven't figured out how to use it in a sentence to describe your attractive cousins yet?


Fortunately, there are lots of beautiful women down here. Unfortunately, when you do the math, a percentage of those may be your cousin.


What's one or two babies with webbed toes between friends?
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Re: News of the weird/funny/pointless

Postby markj11 » Fri Apr 29, 2011 10:41 am

AussieDodger wrote:
markj11 wrote:
AussieDodger wrote:
You guys haven't figured out how to use it in a sentence to describe your attractive cousins yet?


Fortunately, there are lots of beautiful women down here. Unfortunately, when you do the math, a percentage of those may be your cousin.


What's one or two babies with webbed toes between friends?


That's Arkansas.
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Re: News of the weird/funny/pointless

Postby Mookie4ever » Fri Apr 29, 2011 8:47 pm

wrveres wrote:
Mookie4ever wrote:That's the difference between the north and the south. You can come north and you won't get beaten up or get your rights trampled...unless you happen to be a conservative.
fyp.

Art. I agree with you whole-heartedly. If citizens had taken action to block roads, and their cars into parking lots, i'd have no problem with this. Its the police actions which have crossed the line. imo.

StlSluggers wrote:FYI - Canada is not America North

it will be some day.


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Re: News of the weird/funny/pointless

Postby zepfan » Thu May 05, 2011 12:57 pm

Gary Faulkner Wants Over $6 Million For Bin Laden's Capture


"I had a major hand and play in this wonderful thing, getting him out of the mountains and down to the valleys ... Someone had to get him out of there. That's where I came in," he said. "I scared the squirrel out of his hole, he popped his head up and he got capped.


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Re: News of the weird/funny/pointless

Postby The Artful Dodger » Thu May 05, 2011 1:17 pm

"Behold the airport of the future... today!"

"Yuck, too cold and sterile. Where's the heart?"

"But it really generates power. It's lighting this room right now!"

"You lose, get off my property!"

World's largest model airport the Knuffingen goes on show

The incredible model is based on Hamburg Airport and features 40 planes and 90 vehicles that autonomously move around the airport.

It took seven years to build and cost a staggering $4.8 million.

The model includes a “carsystem” that manoeuvres the vehicles by computer. Meanwhile tiny wires move the planes, making them appear to fly.

There are approximately 40,000 lights, 15,000 figurines, 500 cars, 10,000 trees, 50 trains, 1000 wagons, 100 signals, 200 switches and 300 buildings.
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Re: News of the weird/funny/pointless

Postby StlSluggers » Thu May 05, 2011 1:21 pm

Someone spent $5M to make a model airport? :-[
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Re: News of the weird/funny/pointless

Postby The Artful Dodger » Thu May 05, 2011 1:25 pm

StlSluggers wrote:Someone spent $5M to make a model airport? :-[


Not someone, some company.
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Re: News of the weird/funny/pointless

Postby StlSluggers » Thu May 05, 2011 1:29 pm

The Artful Dodger wrote:
StlSluggers wrote:Someone spent $5M to make a model airport? :-[


Not someone, some company.

Still... Seems criminal.

I'm sure someone can point out worse wastes of money.
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Re: News of the weird/funny/pointless

Postby lastingsgriller » Thu May 05, 2011 2:16 pm

StlSluggers wrote:I'm sure someone can point out worse wastes of money.



today for lunch I ate Burger King. I then remembered that burger king is an awful restaurant and I hate their burnt tasting burgers. biggest waste of $7 ever.

correction: the sprite was delicious. biggest waste of $5 ever.
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