Gordon Beckham is runaway winner of this award.
Pre-season: High hopes because that 2009 2nd half was quite tasty, especially for a rookie.
April: suckful, but you hang onto him because anyone can have a bad month.
May: 82 at-bats, 0 extra-base hits. .417 OPS.
June: dropped. Someone else picks him up, you shrug. More suckitude.
July: .354/.376/.573
August: .309/.400/.531

If someone is the level of uselessness that Beckham was at the end of June, you'd have to have massive benches to hang on to him "just in case"
