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Mookie Gets Owned in Court

Postby StlSluggers » Fri Oct 01, 2010 4:23 pm

Okay, I just pretend this is Mookie getting owned, but damn if this guy isn't the greatest defendant ever.

And he's on trial for stealing 40,000 hotel coat hangers!

Counsel: What is your name?

Chrysler: Chrysler. Arnold Chrysler.

Counsel: Is that your own name?

Chrysler: Whose name do you think it is?

Counsel: I am just asking if it is your name.

Chrysler: And I have just told you it is. Why do you doubt it?

Counsel: It is not unknown for people to give a false name in court.

Chrysler: Which court?

Counsel: This court.

Chrysler: What is the name of this court?

Counsel: This is No 5 Court.

Chrysler: No, that is the number of this court. What is the name of this court?

Counsel: It is quite immaterial what the name of this court is!

Chrysler: Then perhaps it is immaterial if Chrysler is really my name.

It only gets better from there.
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Re: Mookie Gets Owned in Court

Postby lastingsgriller » Fri Oct 01, 2010 4:40 pm

brilliant. Come on, Mookie! you can do better than that. For the sake of the English bar you can do better than that!
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Re: Mookie Gets Owned in Court

Postby dAnzac » Fri Oct 01, 2010 11:14 pm

Sorry JTWood, couldn't resist.......

'Why did you steal 40,000 hotel coat hangers, knowing that hotel coat hangers are designed to be useless outside hotel wardrobes?'

Miles Kington

Tuesday, 15 October 2002


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Re: Mookie Gets Owned in Court

Postby ayebatter » Fri Oct 01, 2010 11:43 pm

:-D :-b
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Re: Mookie Gets Owned in Court

Postby StlSluggers » Sat Oct 02, 2010 7:42 am

dAnzac wrote:Sorry JTWood, couldn't resist.......

'Why did you steal 40,000 hotel coat hangers, knowing that hotel coat hangers are designed to be useless outside hotel wardrobes?'

Miles Kington

Tuesday, 15 October 2002


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Oh, good. That means the rest of the transcript is up!
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