Tis wrote:Well, never mind then, since it bores Grounded Polo to the point where he feels he just share his disinterest with the rest of us. You're awesome man...
Quitter
Let me tell you of the mythical tale that is whispered near and far, of the fantastical disappearing team.
A team that dominated for 25 weeks in a 20 team league, and was in 1st place for 90% of the season. In week 26 our heroes temporarily unravelled, thus denying themselves a first round bye.
In the first week of the finals, this team of men kept it close until the last day where Lord Nelson Figueroa esq. had to slayeth but one more batter to record 5 innings and the decisive (and match-up winning) win. But hark, who is the buffoon we see approacheth the mound? Why it is Brad Mills, the manager to removeth Figueroa.
And so the team ceased to exist, because of the actions of the lowly troll, Sir Mills.