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by urbanbreez » Thu Jul 21, 2011 2:18 am
GiantsFan14 wrote:urbanbreez wrote:a lightsaber? are you kidding me? that. I'd take that. always taking any option in which i get a lightsaber.
have a homemade porn of you and one of your less attractive ex girlfriends released on the internet and a link sent to your friends and family but get 10 million dollars or have absolutely nothing happen?
homemade porn + $10 million and it's not anywhere near close.
1 mil? 500k?
how low would you go? what if all your friends and family were forced to watch the thing in its entirety?
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by Neato Torpedo » Thu Jul 21, 2011 3:18 am
$5k and I ain't even ashamed. My friends would barely give a care and I could just buy them Burger King a few times and they'd forget again about me banging that potentially AIDS-ridden ho .

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by urbanbreez » Thu Jul 21, 2011 12:17 pm
Neato Torpedo wrote:$5k and I ain't even ashamed. My friends would barely give a care and I could just buy them Burger King a few times and they'd forget again about me banging that potentially AIDS-ridden ho .
what would you tell your grand ma-ma or your niece and nephews? 5k is too low you big voyeuristic freakazoid. I'd probably be able to live with 400-500k.
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by lastingsgriller » Thu Jul 21, 2011 2:15 pm
urbanbreez wrote:GiantsFan14 wrote:urbanbreez wrote:a lightsaber? are you kidding me? that. I'd take that. always taking any option in which i get a lightsaber.
have a homemade porn of you and one of your less attractive ex girlfriends released on the internet and a link sent to your friends and family but get 10 million dollars or have absolutely nothing happen?
homemade porn + $10 million and it's not anywhere near close.
1 mil? 500k?
how low would you go? what if all your friends and family were forced to watch the thing in its entirety?
I don't know.. i mean, we've already stated that she's my ex-girlfriend, so everyone already knows I've banged her. so that part of the embarrassment is out of the way. the only thing that's really left is for my friends to become insanely jealous of my "asset."

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by Neato Torpedo » Thu Jul 21, 2011 3:08 pm
urbanbreez wrote:Neato Torpedo wrote:$5k and I ain't even ashamed. My friends would barely give a care and I could just buy them Burger King a few times and they'd forget again about me banging that potentially AIDS-ridden ho .
what would you tell your grand ma-ma or your niece and nephews? 5k is too low you big voyeuristic freakazoid. I'd probably be able to live with 400-500k.
I don't have any of those, my family is super small so I guess that's kind of like cheating lol

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by Neato Torpedo » Thu Jul 21, 2011 3:09 pm
Also it's interesting that you call me a freakazoid because this is where my username comes from:
http://www.mediafire.com/?mr4atc7gdhsykqk

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