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Re: Jersey Shore & Big Brother

Postby The Artful Dodger » Fri Aug 13, 2010 6:09 pm

AquaMan2342 wrote:Knapp/Artful......are you guys seriously going to watch an episode? I am just curious.....it really is as bad as it sounds as I gave it a test run a couple weeks ago.


No, just curious if it falls in the "it's so bad, it's good" bin of TV series. Apparently, it doesn't. If anything, I'm more curious about what people are incoherently rambling about in this thread.
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Re: Jersey Shore & Big Brother

Postby bleach168 » Fri Aug 13, 2010 6:43 pm

MVP crew checking in!

If you're curious, just watch ONE episode. Everything on MTV is formulaic. In the next episode, I predict there will be some partying, drunkenness, grenades and some fighting. In that order.
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Re: Jersey Shore & Big Brother

Postby Metroid » Fri Aug 13, 2010 6:45 pm

bleach168 wrote:MVP crew checking in!

If you're curious, just watch ONE episode. Everything on MTV is formulaic. In the next episode, I predict there will be some partying, drunkenness, grenades and some fighting. In that order.

You left off "lots of bro hugs" at the very end.
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Re: Jersey Shore & Big Brother

Postby urbanbreez » Fri Aug 13, 2010 6:56 pm

bleach168 wrote:MVP crew checking in!

If you're curious, just watch ONE episode. Everything on MTV is formulaic. In the next episode, I predict there will be some partying, drunkenness, grenades and some fighting. In that order.

And I can hardly wait!

It's MVP not MVP-A. Take a hint Angelina.

Also, everything on everything is formulaic.

Next baseball game I predict there will be some pitches, some hits, some bad calls, and about 9 innings. In that order. Don't come at me, Bro.
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Re: Jersey Shore & Big Brother

Postby knapplc » Fri Aug 13, 2010 8:51 pm

I figured (since nobody helped me - thanks brahs) that this was an MTV show, so I just turned it on.

I lasted from the time that Guido #whatever was in bed with the bimbette and there was some drama about what Guido did the night before and should we tell the bimbette, through the ice cream thing where the next bimbette was falling for whatever line fish-out-of-water Guido #2 was telling her (you're my girlfriend : I am? I've so wanted to hear that [sound of bra clasp unhooking spontaneously] she plays with his butt). Then there was this thing where three Guidos were doing their MVP night and the next bimbette (do they have a closet full of these chicks? Where are they bred? Are they like real humans or do they only live for a few days like sea monkeys?) wanted to glom on to their show, so they - literally - waited by the front door until she turned her back, then they all three ran outside and pranced down the street like queens. I am not kidding you, that's what they did.

The whole MVP boys night out thing was sad. A guy should never, ever, ever take more than fifteen minutes to get ready to go out, and that includes dressing, shaving, showering and any kind of shaving/hair maintenance. These guys must take 30 minutes just to stand their hair on end. And thank God that hair gel isn't made from fossil fuels or we'd already be fried from greenhouse gases.

Everything about these people is fake and ridiculous. It's a train wreck, but not my kind of train wreck. I'll stick to Tosh.0 - that's my kind of train wreck.

I see the appeal in this show, so you people who watch it aren't crazy. But I'll never watch it again. :-{
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Re: Jersey Shore & Big Brother

Postby AquaMan2342 » Fri Aug 13, 2010 9:00 pm

15 minutes including showering? Come on knapp that's cutting it a bit quick there, isn't it?
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Re: Jersey Shore & Big Brother

Postby urbanbreez » Fri Aug 13, 2010 9:09 pm

I'm a little let down so far this season. Too much relationship drama, not enough KOs, but that's nothing compared to compared to how I feel after I forget to change the station and MTV sneaks The Real World XXXIII in my living room. I quickly look around to determine what is closer, the remote or a sharp object to poke my eyes and puncture my eardrums. I've been lucky so far in having the remote win the proximity battle.
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Re: Jersey Shore & Big Brother

Postby knapplc » Fri Aug 13, 2010 9:21 pm

AquaMan2342 wrote:15 minutes including showering? Come on knapp that's cutting it a bit quick there, isn't it?

What are you doing in the shower that you need longer than five minutes? Unless you have Fabio hair you should be able to lather up, scrub down and shampoo/rinse in five minutes.

Seriously, if the Army can do it, why can't everybody?
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Re: Jersey Shore & Big Brother

Postby urbanbreez » Fri Aug 13, 2010 9:24 pm

What are you doing in the shower that you need longer than five minutes?


...too easy.
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Re: Jersey Shore & Big Brother

Postby knapplc » Fri Aug 13, 2010 9:25 pm

urbanbreez wrote:
What are you doing in the shower that you need longer than five minutes?


...too easy.

It took me five minutes to realize what I wrote, and I came back to change it... too late.


But seriously - who does that in the shower?
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