I figured (since nobody helped me - thanks brahs) that this was an MTV show, so I just turned it on.
I lasted from the time that Guido #whatever was in bed with the bimbette and there was some drama about what Guido did the night before and should we tell the bimbette, through the ice cream thing where the next bimbette was falling for whatever line fish-out-of-water Guido #2 was telling her (you're my girlfriend : I am? I've so wanted to hear that [sound of bra clasp unhooking spontaneously] she plays with his butt). Then there was this thing where three Guidos were doing their MVP night and the next bimbette (do they have a closet full of these chicks? Where are they bred? Are they like real humans or do they only live for a few days like sea monkeys?) wanted to glom on to their show, so they - literally - waited by the front door until she turned her back, then they all three ran outside and pranced down the street like queens. I am not kidding you, that's what they did.
The whole MVP boys night out thing was sad. A guy should never, ever, ever take more than fifteen minutes to get ready to go out, and that includes dressing, shaving, showering and any kind of shaving/hair maintenance. These guys must take 30 minutes just to stand their hair on end. And thank God that hair gel isn't made from fossil fuels or we'd already be fried from greenhouse gases.
Everything about these people is fake and ridiculous. It's a train wreck, but not my kind of train wreck. I'll stick to Tosh.0 - that's my kind of train wreck.
I see the appeal in this show, so you people who watch it aren't crazy. But I'll never watch it again.