the officical "Joe Morgan is a Douche" thread

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a couple gems from last night's Giants/Dodgers game:

in the 2nd inning with Buster standing on 2B and 3-2 count, Guillen singles on a line drive up the middle
JOE - "the trouble is he threw a strike... but he hit it right up the middle"
so apparently throwing a strike in a 3 ball count is asking for trouble... brilliant analysis


so with runners now on 1st and 3rd the next batter is fat panda, who hits a routine flyball to right fielder Ethier. He makes a very good throw to home but its just a split second too late to get Posey who slides in safely
JOE - "you see john, ...i dont know why it took Ethier so long to get rid of the ball. he hesitated for a split second and thats all it took"
joe, he hesitated because the ball was still up in the F%*&ing air you *#*$&sucking douchebag!
how the F is he supposed to NOT hesitate when he hasn't even caught the damn ball yet?"

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joe morgan... putting the anal in analyst