the officical "Joe Morgan is a Douche" thread

[cs3]

i hate joe morgan more than any other player, announcer, coach, camera man, bat boy, personality or anyone else in any way associated with MLB.
hes the most arrogant, pompous and condescending SOB around, and listening to him butcher the Giants game tonight made me sick.

so use this thread to tell any stories you'd like that illustrate just how cocky and derisive that guy is or just to share your general hatred for Joe The Douchebag.

The Joe Doucheism of the Week
at the end of the 8th inning, Giants batting, up 2-0 vs the Dodgers, 2 outs with a runner on 2nd... one of the most suspenseful spots in the game and Joe completely interrupts Johns play-by-play call with this gem:
John: "...sets, and now the pitc---
Joe: "I see you're using your ESPN i-score"
John: (confused) "no im using my iPAD"
Joe: (with maximum condescension) "wellll the APP is called i-score"
John: (annoyd now) "NOOOO thats not what im looking at"
Joe: "oh ok, wellllll.... look at mine then cuz IM A HUGE F'in DOUCHEBAG!!"
and then they cut to commercial with a parting shot of The Douche pointing at his desk and gesturing in his patened telestrator motion, with not a single word on the final at bat of the inning.
W T F

[LloydChristmas]

http://www.firejoemorgan.com/

[GiantsFan14]

http://www.firejoemorgan.com/

god i miss that site

[AquaMan2342]

Joe: "oh ok, wellllll.... look at mine then cuz IM A HUGE F'in DOUCHEBAG!!"

I have no recollection of this part.

[AussieDodger]

Joe: "oh ok, wellllll.... look at mine then cuz IM A HUGE F'in DOUCHEBAG!!"

Why would anyone declare this on national tv? I'm beginning to doubt your claims.

[CharlatanSin]

http://www.firejoemorgan.com/

god i miss that site

Yeah, who knew that Mose Schrute was such a good sports writer?

[carter]

theres something charming about Morgan's douche-baggery .. i can't quite put my finger on it, maybe because he doesn't realize he's such a douchebag but keeps yapping anyway.. like an innocent idiot schoolboy.. he makes me laugh

[cs3]

Joe: "oh ok, wellllll.... look at mine then "

I have no recollection of this part.

he was telling john to look at his (Joe's) ipad, which was running iscore, because he suddenly realized that john was not in fact viewing iscore on his own screen. it was the last thing he said to john before they cut away to break.

the "because i'm a HUGE F'n DOUCHEBAG" part was something he obviously meant to say on the air, but we just couldnt hear because espn had already cut to commercial

[hett2333]

As bad as Morgan is, Harold Reynolds is worse. I can't believe this guy ever played the game because he doesn't know what he's talking about. Worst part is, he's on every night...anyone else notice how horrible he is?

[Snakes Gould]

i have a saying...

"anyone who uses the word douche(bag) should be deemed a douche(bag) themselves."

and i tell ya, it works everytime.