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Postby shmolex » Wed Jul 28, 2010 5:52 pm

http://www.themedguru.com/20091206/news ... 31320.html


Frankfurt, Germany, December 6 -- A rather bizarre study carried out by German researchers suggests that staring at women's breasts is good for men's health and increases their life expectancy.

According to Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist and author of the study, gawking at women’s breasts is a healthy practice, almost at par with an intense exercise regime, that prolongs the lifespan of a man by five years.



well get to it.

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Postby lastingsgriller » Wed Jul 28, 2010 5:58 pm

I would like to live longer and I'm willing to do what ever it takes to do so.. where do I sign up? :-b
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Postby bleach168 » Wed Jul 28, 2010 6:13 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOz6svMXJnM

Healthy AND educational!
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Postby knapplc » Wed Jul 28, 2010 6:46 pm

Sorry, not true.

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Postby The Artful Dodger » Wed Jul 28, 2010 6:58 pm

BREASTS!
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Postby bleach168 » Wed Jul 28, 2010 7:02 pm

knapplc wrote:Sorry, not true.

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Man... do you tell pre-schoolers Santa Claus doesn't exist too? :-C
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Postby knapplc » Wed Jul 28, 2010 7:07 pm

bleach168 wrote:
knapplc wrote:Sorry, not true.

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Man... do you tell pre-schoolers Santa Claus doesn't exist too? :-C


Did you seriously believe this was true? :-o
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Postby bigh0rt » Wed Jul 28, 2010 7:08 pm

knapplc wrote:
bleach168 wrote:
knapplc wrote:Sorry, not true.

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At least you're not the first person to fall for this at the Cafe. Light Side Link


Man... do you tell pre-schoolers Santa Claus doesn't exist too? :-C


Did you seriously believe this was true? :-o

I wanted to.
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Postby shmolex » Wed Jul 28, 2010 7:15 pm

knapplc wrote:Sorry, not true.

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Re: Want to live longer? Go look at some boobs

Postby bleach168 » Wed Jul 28, 2010 7:19 pm

knapplc wrote:
bleach168 wrote:
knapplc wrote:Sorry, not true.

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Man... do you tell pre-schoolers Santa Claus doesn't exist too? :-C


Did you seriously believe this was true? :-o


No matter what you say, SANTA CLAUS IS REAL!
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