Nanny, 30, died from sexual arousal while watching porn

[thedude]

I am sure the family loves this being broadcast all over the world... Stay classy Daily Mail.

[bigh0rt]

I would.

Not anymore though.

See, for me it's the other way around.

EDIT: Wait, wat?

[StlSluggers]

I would.

Not anymore though.

meh just nuke her for a bit first

hahaha oh man, i haven't laughed that hard in a looong time

that's so wrong, and your lack of decency is appalling.

[knapplc]

Plus the fact that you'd never fit her into a microwave. An oven, maybe....

[Dan Lambskin]

Plus the fact that you'd never fit her into a microwave. An oven, maybe....

i'm sure i could find a way to make the important parts fit

[Metroid]

Plus the fact that you'd never fit her into a microwave. An oven, maybe....

i'm sure i could find a way to make the important parts fit

You guys are making this too complex, just put her in a warm tub of water.

[A Fleshner Fantasy]

Plus the fact that you'd never fit her into a microwave. An oven, maybe....

i'm sure i could find a way to make the important parts fit

You guys are making this too complex, just put her in a warm tub of water.

Ya know, I'm honestly surprised that this joke hasn't run it's course yet.

[Metroid]

That's the great thing about necrophilia, it lives on....sorta.

[StlSluggers]

That's the great thing about necrophilia, it lives on....sorta.

[Dan Lambskin]

Plus the fact that you'd never fit her into a microwave. An oven, maybe....

i'm sure i could find a way to make the important parts fit

You guys are making this too complex, just put her in a warm tub of water.

yeah but have you ever tried getting it on in a bathtub (although maybe it's just difficult for me because i'm fat )