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Re: Nanny, 30, died from sexual arousal while watching porn

Postby thedude » Sat Jul 10, 2010 4:28 pm

I am sure the family loves this being broadcast all over the world... Stay classy Daily Mail.
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Re: Nanny, 30, died from sexual arousal while watching porn

Postby bigh0rt » Sun Jul 11, 2010 8:15 pm

bigken117 wrote:I would.

Not anymore though.

See, for me it's the other way around.

EDIT: Wait, wat?
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Re: Nanny, 30, died from sexual arousal while watching porn

Postby StlSluggers » Mon Jul 12, 2010 12:38 pm

Dan Lambskin wrote:
bigken117 wrote:I would.

Not anymore though.


meh just nuke her for a bit first

hahaha oh man, i haven't laughed that hard in a looong time :-b

that's so wrong, and your lack of decency is appalling. :^

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Re: Nanny, 30, died from sexual arousal while watching porn

Postby knapplc » Mon Jul 12, 2010 5:34 pm

Plus the fact that you'd never fit her into a microwave. An oven, maybe.... :-?
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Re: Nanny, 30, died from sexual arousal while watching porn

Postby Dan Lambskin » Mon Jul 12, 2010 7:33 pm

knapplc wrote:Plus the fact that you'd never fit her into a microwave. An oven, maybe.... :-?


i'm sure i could find a way to make the important parts fit
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Re: Nanny, 30, died from sexual arousal while watching porn

Postby Metroid » Tue Jul 13, 2010 11:01 am

Dan Lambskin wrote:
knapplc wrote:Plus the fact that you'd never fit her into a microwave. An oven, maybe.... :-?


i'm sure i could find a way to make the important parts fit

You guys are making this too complex, just put her in a warm tub of water.
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Re: Nanny, 30, died from sexual arousal while watching porn

Postby A Fleshner Fantasy » Tue Jul 13, 2010 11:06 am

Metroid wrote:
Dan Lambskin wrote:
knapplc wrote:Plus the fact that you'd never fit her into a microwave. An oven, maybe.... :-?


i'm sure i could find a way to make the important parts fit

You guys are making this too complex, just put her in a warm tub of water.


Ya know, I'm honestly surprised that this joke hasn't run it's course yet. 8-o
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Re: Nanny, 30, died from sexual arousal while watching porn

Postby Metroid » Tue Jul 13, 2010 11:19 am

That's the great thing about necrophilia, it lives on....sorta. :-D
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Re: Nanny, 30, died from sexual arousal while watching porn

Postby StlSluggers » Tue Jul 13, 2010 11:21 am

Metroid wrote:That's the great thing about necrophilia, it lives on....sorta. :-D

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Re: Nanny, 30, died from sexual arousal while watching porn

Postby Dan Lambskin » Tue Jul 13, 2010 11:23 am

Metroid wrote:
Dan Lambskin wrote:
knapplc wrote:Plus the fact that you'd never fit her into a microwave. An oven, maybe.... :-?


i'm sure i could find a way to make the important parts fit

You guys are making this too complex, just put her in a warm tub of water.


yeah but have you ever tried getting it on in a bathtub (although maybe it's just difficult for me because i'm fat :-? )
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