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Postby RedHopeful » Thu Jul 08, 2010 1:02 pm

Robert Tyrell is a 29 year-old resident of Villa Rica (translation: "noble small town"), GA. He lives at home with his mom. Things he possesses: male pride, a gun. Things he does not possess: ironing skills, gratitude, problem-solving abilities.

Ol' Bobby—can we call you Bobby?—reportedly ordered ma to iron up a fresh batch of clothes, because that is "women's work." But sometimes women need things made absolutely clear.

According to the arrest report,[mother] Billie Jo Tyrrell told officials she couldn't get her iron to work and she was trying to read the instructions when her son became irate, pulled out a gun, and took his 51-year-old mother's keys and cell phones and refused to let her leave for at least six hours.

Those of you familiar with Georgia are unsurprised.

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Postby Neato Torpedo » Thu Jul 08, 2010 1:55 pm

"Shut your mouth!"
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Re: Bad Mother

Postby ensanimal » Thu Jul 08, 2010 2:35 pm

Neato Torpedo wrote:"Shut your mouth!"
"But I'm just talkin' about Shaft."
"Then we can dig it."



I'm a little frightened that I had the same thought as you. :-o


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Re: Bad Mother

Postby AussieDodger » Thu Jul 08, 2010 6:17 pm

RedHopeful wrote:Those of you familiar with Georgia are unsurprised.


+1


Neato Torpedo wrote:"Shut your mouth!"
"But I'm just talkin' about Shaft."
"Then we can dig it."


+1 :-b
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