Bad Mother

[RedHopeful]

Robert Tyrell is a 29 year-old resident of Villa Rica (translation: "noble small town"), GA. He lives at home with his mom. Things he possesses: male pride, a gun. Things he does not possess: ironing skills, gratitude, problem-solving abilities.

Ol' Bobby—can we call you Bobby?—reportedly ordered ma to iron up a fresh batch of clothes, because that is "women's work." But sometimes women need things made absolutely clear.

According to the arrest report,[mother] Billie Jo Tyrrell told officials she couldn't get her iron to work and she was trying to read the instructions when her son became irate, pulled out a gun, and took his 51-year-old mother's keys and cell phones and refused to let her leave for at least six hours.

Those of you familiar with Georgia are unsurprised.

Gawker.com

[Neato Torpedo]

"Shut your mouth!"
"But I'm just talkin' about Shaft."
"Then we can dig it."

[ensanimal]

"Shut your mouth!"
"But I'm just talkin' about Shaft."
"Then we can dig it."

I'm a little frightened that I had the same thought as you.

[AussieDodger]

Those of you familiar with Georgia are unsurprised.

+1

"Shut your mouth!"
"But I'm just talkin' about Shaft."
"Then we can dig it."

+1

[StlSluggers]