CHEK OUT THES COL WEB SIET

[StlSluggers]

TEH AOL TRANSLA2R MAEKS 3VEN DA MOST CO3R3NT STAETM3NTS IMPOSIBLA 2 UND3RSTAND WITHOUT A DECOD3R RNG!!!111 OMG

[StlSluggers]

FRE AT LAST!!1111!! OMG WTF FRE AT LAST
!1111!1! WTF LOL THANK GOD ALMIGHTY W3 R FRE AT LAST!!111! OMG LOL

[Metroid]

TAHTS ONE SMAL STEP FOR MAN ONA GIANT L3AP FOR MANKIND!11!!! LOL

I PL3DG3 ALEGIANCE 2 DA FLAG OF DA UNIETD STAETS OF MERICA AND 2 DA REPUBLIC FOR WHICH IT STANDS ONE NATION UND3R GOD INDIVISIBLE WIT LIEBRTY AND JUSTIEC FOR AL!11!!1 WTF LOL

[Mookie4ever]

O Romeo, Romeo! wherefore art thou Romeo?
Deny thy father and refuse thy name.
Or if thou wilt not, be but sworn my love
And I'll no longer be a Capulet

O ROMEO ROM3O!!11!11! WTF LOL WHAREFOR3 ART THOU ROM3O
DENY????!? OMG THY FATHER AND REFUES THY NMA
OR!!11! OMG LOL IF THOU WILT NOT B BUT SWORN MAH LOVE
AND IL NO LONG3R B A CAPUL3T

meh

[A Fleshner Fantasy]

Even though this thread is strange, I still feel like I'll get entertainment out of it.

Becomes...

EVEN THOUGH THES THREAD SI STRANGE I STIL FEL LIEK IL G3T ANTERTANEMANT OUT OF IT!!!11111! OMG WTF

[KCollins1304]

FOUR SCORE AND SEVEN YEARS AGO OUR FATHARS BROUGHT FORTH ON THES CONTIENNT A NU NATION CONCEIEVD IN LIEBRTY AND DEDICAETD 2 TEH PROPOSITION TAHT AL MAN R CR3AETD 3QUAL
NOW!11!! OMG LOL WE R 3NGAEGD IN A GRAAT CIVIL WAR TASTNG WHETHAR TAHT NATION OR ANY NATION SO CONC3IEVD AND SO D3DICAETD CAN LONG 3NDURE!111!11! OMG WTF LOL WE R MET ON A GRAAT BATLE-FEILD OF TAHT WAR!!1!! WA HAEV COMA 2 DEDICAET A PORTION OF TAHT FEILD AS A FINAL RESTNG PLAEC FOR THOS3 WHO H3RA GAEV THEYRE LIEVS TAHT TAHT NATION MIGHT LIEV!!!11!! OMG WTF LOL IT SI AL2G3TH3R FITNG AND PROPAR TAHT WE SHUD DO THIS
BUT!!!!11!1 OMG IN A LARGAR S3NS3 WA CAN NOT D3DICAET - W3 CAN NOT CONSACRAET - WE CAN NOT HALOW - THES GROUND!!111!11! OMG DA BRAEV MEN LIVNG AND D3AD WHO STRUGLAD HERA HAEV CONSECRAETD IT FAR ABOVE OUR POR POW3R 2 AD OR DETRACT!1111!! OMG LOL DA WORLD WIL LITLA NOTE NOR LONG REM3MBR WUT WE SAY HAR3 BUT IT CAN NAVER FORGET WT DID HER3!1!!!1!1 OMG LOL IT SI FOR US DA LIVNG RATHER 2 B DADICAETD HAR3 2 DA UNFINISH3D WORK WHICH THAY WHO FOUGHT HER3 HAEV THUS FAR SO NOBLEY ADVANC3D!!11!!1 OMG WTF LOL IT SI RATH3R FOR US 2 B H3RE DEDICAETD 2 TEH GRAAT TASK R3MANENG BFORA US - TAHT FROM THESE HONOR3D DEAD WE TAEK INCREAESD DAVOTION 2 TAHT CAUES FOR WHICH THEY GAEV TEH LAST FUL MAASURE OF DEVOTION - TAHT WE H3R3 HIGHLEY R3SOLVA TAHT TH3SE DAAD SHAL NOT HAEV DEID IN VANE - TAHT THES NATION UNDER GOD SHAL HAEV A NU BIRTH OF FREDOM - AND TAHT GOVERNMENT OF TEH P3OPL3 BY TEH PEOPL3 FOR DA PEOPLA SHAL NOT P3RISH FROM TEH AARTH!1!!!11!! OMG WTF LOL

[Dan Lambskin]

I HEARD TEH CUBS WERE INT3RESTAD

[knapplc]

O Romeo, Romeo! wherefore art thou Romeo?
Deny thy father and refuse thy name.
Or if thou wilt not, be but sworn my love
And I'll no longer be a Capulet

O ROMEO ROM3O!!11!11! WTF LOL WHAREFOR3 ART THOU ROM3O
DENY????!? OMG THY FATHER AND REFUES THY NMA
OR!!11! OMG LOL IF THOU WILT NOT B BUT SWORN MAH LOVE
AND IL NO LONG3R B A CAPUL3T

meh

I went with Hamlet's soliloquy. The results were unimpressive, so I didn't post them. Not a lot different from what you have here.

[The_Show]

Pirate translator meets 12-year-old AOL translator.

"I B GOIN T MAEK TH LADS AN OF3R H3 CANA RAFUES!!1!1! OMG WTF"

[Neato Torpedo]

TEH MICROPHONE EXPLODES SHAT3RNG DA MOLDS
AITHER DROP THA HITS LIEK D3 LA O OR GET THA [MOD EDTI!!] OF THA COMODE
WIT THA SURA SHOT SURE TA MAEK THA BODEIS DROP
DROP AN DONT COPY YO DONT CAL THES A CO-OP
TAROR RANES DR3NCHIN QU3NCHIN THA THIRST OF THA POW3R DONS
TAHT FIEV SIEDD FIST-A-GON
THA ROT3N SOR3 ON THA FAEC OF MOTHER EARTH GETS BIGAR
THA TRIG3RS COLD EMPTY YA PURSE

RALY ROUND THA FMILEY!1!1111 LOL WIT A POKET FUL OF SHELS
THAY RALY ROUND THA FMILEY!1!1!!1! OMG WIT A POKET FUL OF SH3LS
THEY RALY ROUND THA FMILEY!!!11!!1! WTF WIT A POKET FUL OF SHELS
TH3Y RALY ROUND THA FMILEY!!1!1111 WTF LOL WIT A POKET FUL OF SHELS

W3APONS NOT FOD NOT HOMES NOT SHOES
NOT NED JUST FED TEH WAR CANIBAL ANIMAL
I WOK THA CORNER 2 THA RUBL3 TAHT UESD 2 B A LIBRARY
LIEN UP 2 THA MIND CAM3TARY WUT WE DONT KNOW KEPS THA CONTRACTS ALIEV AN MOVIN
THEY DONT GOTA BURN THA BOKS THEY JUST REMOVE AM
WHIEL ARMS WAERHOUESS FIL AS QUIK AS THA CALS
RALY ROUND THA FMILEY POKETS FUL OF SHELS

RALY ROUND THA FMILEY!!!11! LOL WIT A POKET FUL OF SHELS
THAY RALY ROUND THA FMILEY!1!!11!1! LOL WIT A POKAT FUL OF SHELS
TH3Y RALY ROUND THA FMILEY!1!!1 OMG LOL WIT A POKAT FUL OF SH3LS
THAY RALY ROUND THA FMILEY!!!!!!1! LOL WIT A POKET FUL OF SH3LS
BULS ON PARAED

COME WIT IT NOW
COM3!1!1! WTF LOL WIT IT NOW
BULS!11!!!!! LOL ON PARAED
BULS!1!!1!!!! WTF LOL ON PARAED
BULS!!!!!1 WTF ON PARAED
BULS!11!1!!!1 OMG LOL ON PARAED
BULS!!!!!!1 WTF LOL ON PARAED!1!!1!111 OMG WTF