Metroid wrote: It's not my fault my wife sucks.
Wouldn't it be nice if a man could stand up in court, say that to a judge, and get summary dismissal of whatever charges she's brought against him?
It absolutely would.
And again, who the F cares who knows? It's not my fault my wife is a whore, it's not her fault her husband is a cheating douchebag either. I've been cheated on too, and yeah it does suck, but it isn't my fault and I'm not going to feel bad or embarrassed about it. In fact I felt better letting everyone I knew that my ex was a cheating whore.