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Re: Male Contraception

Postby bigh0rt » Wed Jun 30, 2010 9:11 am

Omaha Red Sox wrote:
StlSluggers wrote:
Omaha Red Sox wrote:And yeah, if you want to get hit on more, put on a wedding ring. :-°

Since when?

:-S


We seriously did a little contest, a buddy of mine and myself. Now, he's far more outgoing, definitely fits into the bar scene better than I do, so I thought he had an unfair advantage out of the gate. He took his ring off, I kept mine on. Tally at the end of the night, 4-1, me. Granted, that one chick he had hit on him kept him talking for a while, but I'm saying I "won"...

It's the allure of wanting something you "can't" have.
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Re: Male Contraception

Postby Omaha Red Sox » Wed Jun 30, 2010 9:50 am

bigh0rt wrote:It's the allure of wanting something you "can't" have.


Think so? I've heard and read that it's more instinctual (is that a word?) Than that. Like they see the ring and maternal instinct kicks in. Not that any of these girls are looking for a commitment or a provider, but it made sense. Might be that it's more taboo than anything else.
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Re: Male Contraception

Postby Omaha Red Sox » Wed Jun 30, 2010 9:54 am

Of course, I would never suggest picking up a chick in a bar in the first place. You're likely just another dinner roll on her buffet line.
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Re: Male Contraception

Postby StlSluggers » Wed Jun 30, 2010 10:27 am

mmmm... dinner rolls :-L
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Re: Male Contraception

Postby Dan Lambskin » Wed Jun 30, 2010 11:16 am

StlSluggers wrote:mmmm... dinner rolls :-L


with butter :-L
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Re: Male Contraception

Postby StlSluggers » Wed Jun 30, 2010 11:26 am

Dan Lambskin wrote:
StlSluggers wrote:mmmm... dinner rolls :-L


with butter :-L

and dinner :-L
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Re: Male Contraception

Postby scottaa1 » Wed Jun 30, 2010 9:57 pm

Omaha Red Sox wrote:We seriously did a little contest, a buddy of mine and myself. Now, he's far more outgoing, definitely fits into the bar scene better than I do, so I thought he had an unfair advantage out of the gate. He took his ring off, I kept mine on. Tally at the end of the night, 4-1, me.



You guys went to a gay bar, didn't you? That doesn't count if it's guys hitting on you.
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Re: Male Contraception

Postby Omaha Red Sox » Wed Jun 30, 2010 10:22 pm

scottaa1 wrote:
Omaha Red Sox wrote:We seriously did a little contest, a buddy of mine and myself. Now, he's far more outgoing, definitely fits into the bar scene better than I do, so I thought he had an unfair advantage out of the gate. He took his ring off, I kept mine on. Tally at the end of the night, 4-1, me.



You guys went to a gay bar, didn't you? That doesn't count if it's guys hitting on you.


That doesn't count? Dammit!
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Re: Male Contraception

Postby scottaa1 » Wed Jun 30, 2010 10:25 pm

Well, if they bought you drinks, you can count them ;-D
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Re: Male Contraception

Postby Omaha Red Sox » Wed Jun 30, 2010 10:29 pm

scottaa1 wrote:Well, if they bought you drinks, you can count them ;-D


They did! But they tasted funny and made me feel funny.
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