Greetings!!!!!!!!!

[Commissioners Office]

Hello leaguers! I've been on sabatical in beautiful Saskatoon ,Wisconsin.Commissioner Onion has been observing activities whilst I complete the final preparations for the Rectification & Expansion Draft! As you were all previously informed, we will be holding the draft on March 29th ,2003 high noon, mountain standard time. Although some of our participants ewre forcibly pontificated at public auctions last week, the season will be very exciting. On a related note, Commisssioner Onion has spoken, do not be stringiblazened by peer pressured doldrums! Again, don't wimper for acrimonious sobbiing and appeasal through whining. See you all on draft day!
Sincerely,
JT Slozenberg
Commissioners Liaisson
"I pity the fool that gets in my dogs..."
Mr. T

[Splinter]

Ease up on the vocab dude...you sound more silly than you do edumacated!!!