I would like to refer you to paragraph 5.03 in Section 8, on page 42 of the rules governing this draft: If it takes frickin forever to pick a winner, weeks after this thing ends, joejlitz wins.
I'd like to thank God, my parents, Hollywood, the Academy, and Jimmy, my Taz Chia Pet that sits on the window in my bedroom.
Yeah, but you forgot to keep reading down to the exceptions:
Section 8, Para 5.03 (C): If said winner serves in the armed forces and isn't able to keep fellow officers in check at all times, they are automatically removed from consideration.
So does someone need to set up a poll somewhere for the public vote?