Don Canneloni: And now, the Rigatonis, the Tortellinis, the Fettuchinis, and even the Raviolis are bigger than we are. And why? Tony: High interest rates. Sonny: Acid rain. Slim: Japanese imports. Caesar: Uh... uh... none of the above. Don Canneloni: No. No. No. Youse mugs already know the answer. Caesar: Gee, boss, if I knew there was gonna be a test, I would've studied.
Don Canneloni: And now, the Rigatonis, the Tortellinis, the Fettuchinis, and even the Raviolis are bigger than we are. And why? Tony: High interest rates. Sonny: Acid rain. Slim: Japanese imports. Caesar: Uh... uh... none of the above. Don Canneloni: No. No. No. Youse mugs already know the answer. Caesar: Gee, boss, if I knew there was gonna be a test, I would've studied.
Cannonball Run II
I bet she gives great helmet.
I ain't askin' nobody for nothin, If I can't get it on my own. - Charlie Daniels
Once there was a magical elf who lived in a rainbow tree/ He lived downstairs from a flatulent dwarf who constantly had to pee/ One day the elf could take no more/ so he went to bang on the rude dwarf's door/ and what do you know, they suddenly both were marrrrried.
Once there was a magical elf who lived in a rainbow tree/ He lived downstairs from a flatulent dwarf who constantly had to pee/ One day the elf could take no more/ so he went to bang on the rude dwarf's door/ and what do you know, they suddenly both were marrrrried.
Open Season
Man, base up you blockheads!
I ain't askin' nobody for nothin, If I can't get it on my own. - Charlie Daniels
Thirty-two hundred dollars he gave me. Thirty-two hundred dollars for a lifetime. It wasn't even enough to pay for the coffin.
"I do not think baseball of today is any better than it was 30 years ago... I still think Radbourne is the greatest of the pitchers." John Sullivan 1914-Old athletes never change.